Seducing My Boss

[Joshua_me]

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

 

[belamy]

Don't play with fire!

It depends... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NFAK9EMDL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

 

[boxerdudeuk]

don't shit where you eat. ESPECIALLY a law firm.

 

[Yeehaw]

Maybe someone could develop a form so that these questions could all be answered in one thread.

I am currently a (check which applies)
_____ student
_____ intern
_____ trainee
_____ on work study
_____ on parole

at a
_____ school
_____ company
_____ government agency
_____ restaurant
_____ factory

I have fallen in love with my
_____ teacher
_____ boss
_____ supervisor
_____ foreman
_____ strange mumbling man who vacuums the place after work

He is
_____ 10 or more years older than me
_____ 20 or more years older than me
_____ so old he has false teeth and a walker

For responses only:

_____ not a chance
_____ no way in hell
_____ are you out of your fucking mind?
_____ go for it and be sure to come back and post pictures

Haha only on JUB!

 

[ckyb2]

Trolling aside, you're lucky enough to have a boss that's worth to try and seduce.

 

[sexsomniac]

Don't drink the company ink, or shit in it either. And don't use the copier to make copys of your ass. And no jerking off in the bathroom and shooting your load on the walls.

And wash your hands after you've used the facilities. And don't steal your co-workers yogurt from the fridge in the lunch room. And bring your OWN goddamn spoon for your coffee.

And yes, SOMEone has to pay for those staplers, and pens, and post it notes in the supply room, leave 'em alone.

I agreed with yogurt part. You never know for sure if it is real deal.Probably end up eating different yogurt like in this commercial.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlVXyWEW55U[/ame]

 

[sexsomniac]

I'm rather fond of that type of yogurt.

lol not me. I steer clear of stale stuff. I rather prefer straight from the tap.