Seriously, George Santos deserves his own thread

[rareboy]

 

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[KaraBulut]

It makes sense. Backbenchers don't get the "A" staff. He got Maddie's "C" level staff and the rejects.

Carone is about 23 years old. He went to high school in Dix Hills (no pun) which is in Suffolk County in Santos' district. He graduated from a local university in 2021. Look at his work history and look at how short his tenure has been:


Rep. George Santos (R-NY) (Jan. 2023-)
Senior Legislative Assistant

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) (Sept. 2022)
Press Secretary

Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL) (Nov. 2021-Jan. 2022)
Deputy Communications Director

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) (Feb. 2021-Aug. 2021)
Social Media Manager

 

[rareboy]

Talk about being passed around like the cum-dump in a Raw Fuck Club porno.

I wonder if he has Sharpie marks on his ass?

 

[KaraBulut]

Talk about being passed around like the cum-dump in a Raw Fuck Club porno.

Looking at the list of names - George Santos , Paul Gosar, Greg Steube and Madison Cawthorn - "Sketchy Sex" would have been my thought, but otherwise the metaphor is apt.

 

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[KaraBulut]

Well, the House Republicans are fueling up the bus and throwing their leadership under it.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/23/politics/elise-stefanik-george-santos-donors/index.html

Cascading revelations about New York Rep. George Santos’ pattern of lies and deception are putting increased scrutiny on powerful New York Rep. Elise Stefanik, the fourth-ranking House Republican and a vocal supporter of Santos during his 2022 campaign.Stefanik was a key validator for Santos in their shared home state and often touted the candidate in public and private forums. Several prominent GOP donors told CNN that they gave to Santos, who was largely unknown to them, because Stefanik, the state’s most influential elected Republican and a prolific fundraiser, backed him.
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Multiple Republican operatives in Washington and New York told CNN that they found it implausible that Stefanik had not been aware of Santos’ falsehoods, given rumors about Santos had been passed around in GOP circles since at least the summer of 2021.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I want the REAL tea, where are the ex lovers? That's who's gonna give us the bombshells. Santos' personality type, they're always neighborhood booty, open 24 hours like 7/11. And they do grimey stuff, I know there's some jilted one night stands or former besties who caught him slobbing off their boyfriend.

 

[KaraBulut]

I want the REAL tea, where are the ex lovers? That's who's gonna give us the bombshells. Santos' personality type, they're always neighborhood booty, open 24 hours like 7/11.

Spoke too soon.

Compliments of this morning's NY Post:

George Santos proposed to teen boyfriend while still married to a woman: report

Lying Long Island Rep. George Santos proposed to his then-teenage boyfriend while he was still married to a woman — and five years before he got divorced, according to a report.

nypost.com

After that, you can start with the husband and the ex-wife. He divorced the woman in 2019 before he ran in 2020 (he lost). He claims to be married and cohabitating with a husband who is a pharmacist who is originally from Brazil. However, there is no marriage certificate for the husband and the NY Times reported that he was renting a room from a relative.

‘Openly Gay’ Rep.-Elect George Santos Didn’t Disclose Divorce With Woman

Santos ran his campaign as an openly gay Republican. Since he was elected, a number of key biographical details have started to crumble. Here’s the latest one.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[KaraBulut]

From the Deplorables thread:

MSN

NOT GAY!

I

KNEW

IT!

Perhaps the others will now say he's not a Republican either.

Or in need of citizenship...

George Santos proposed to teen boyfriend while still married to a woman: report

Lying Long Island Rep. George Santos proposed to his then-teenage boyfriend while he was still married to a woman — and five years before he got divorced, according to a report.

nypost.com

Former roommate Morey-Parker told the Daily Beast that Santos once “tried to get me to marry some Brazilian woman so she could get citizenship” — saying he could make money from the deal. The report did not elaborate on when that suggestion was made.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Spoke too soon.

Compliments of this morning's NY Post:

George Santos proposed to teen boyfriend while still married to a woman: report

Lying Long Island Rep. George Santos proposed to his then-teenage boyfriend while he was still married to a woman — and five years before he got divorced, according to a report.

nypost.com

After that, you can start with the husband and the ex-wife. He divorced the woman in 2019 before he ran in 2020 (he lost). He claims to be married and cohabitating with a husband who is a pharmacist who is originally from Brazil. However, there is no marriage certificate for the husband and the NY Times reported that he was renting a room from a relative.

‘Openly Gay’ Rep.-Elect George Santos Didn’t Disclose Divorce With Woman

Santos ran his campaign as an openly gay Republican. Since he was elected, a number of key biographical details have started to crumble. Here’s the latest one.

www.thedailybeast.com

Walker was their token black, Santos is their token gay, if Amy Winehouse was still alive they'd try to make her their first attempt at a female president.

 

[cabinfever]

I still don't think he is gay.

He lied about everything else. I don't get a gay vibe at all from him. I DO get a straight guy who likes to "be naughty" and dress in lace panties and nylons underneath his "manly clothes". They used to call themselves CDs (cross dressers) though I am not sure what the term is now.

 

[rareboy]

I think he is, but is a fucked up Kween who looks at everything from a transactional point of view. I so want to be wrong because I want the cishet GQP normies to have to own him as the deviant love child spawned from the loins of Satan and Newt Gingrich...shat out in an airport toilet.

 

[TX-Beau]

I didn't think he was gay until the full scope of his lying was documented. That pattern of lying sounds like a gay man with issues.

That's not proof of course, but I've known that guy before. I suspect we all have.

I hope his Brazilian wife has good lawyers; INS is going to be calling.

Perhaps she should ask for a refund.

 

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[TX-Beau]

I'm a Beekeeper who duped wealthy donors. I led my college's Thumb Wrestling team to the Championship!

No Ron, you didn't let me get molestered in the shower.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think he is, but is a fucked up Kween who looks at everything from a transactional point of view. I so want to be wrong because I want the cishet GQP normies to have to own him as the deviant love child spawned from the loins of Satan and Newt Gingrich...shat out in an airport toilet.

This, he's the posterchild for what religious upbringing does to gay people. If he is gay his brand of gay is stunt queen: the lying, the identity theft, these are staples of the stunt queen cuz HUNNTY if i had a dollar for every one who had a phone or car in somebody else's name or passed a stolen check.....

I know you guys are pretty cognizant of stuff like this but I just wanna point out a congressman flashed the white power sign while being sworn in and it feels like it would've been a national scandal if it was a black congressman raising the black power fist. Maybe I'm wrong, but probably not. And by that I mean certainly not.

 

[rareboy]

'Stunt queen' is the perfect description.

When I saw the pic of Santos (the half black man) flashing the white power sign, I thought that stunt would have blown up all over the media...but there was really very little follow-through...and that is apparently where America is.