Sexual metaphors - can you get em all?

[Franion]

A feast of hilarious innuendo and double entendres in this NZ advert, starting with 'choking the chicken' . . .

 

[Shepherd 2]

I do not hear,
and lip reading did not get it done for me.
I believe I got three of them:
given, choking the chicken,
pounding the goat,
and docking the spaceship.
When someone is more confident,
please post.
Shep+

 

[Riverrick]

"Sorry about the Head!"

"Number 69!"

 

[Hard4cumshots]

bell end (cock head)
dirt track (ass crack)
choke chicken (JO)
spank an ass (???)
spit roast(getting fucked and sucking someone off)
cream pie (cum on pussy)
tea bagged (having yoru balls sucked)
Head (giving head)
Beef cooties (tits)
69 (oral giving/receiving)
Diry sanchez (sticking your finger up someone ass then putting it under their nose)
Ron Jeromy Meat sandwhich (???)
Rusty trombone (old cock)


How's that ?

 

[spreadeagle]

PLUS
50 cc throbbing away between his legs
Stirred Rice mate?
Tradesmen's entrance
I'll have a hand shandy thanks
Pork sword
nice beef curtains
pocket billiards
meat sandwich...

Still missing the one where he realises he's lost his wrist watch - just winding the old watch, maybe?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Thanks for the education mates.
Shep+

 

[Hard4cumshots]

PLUS

Still missing the one where he realises he's lost his wrist watch - just winding the old watch, maybe?

I think it's a fisting reference...like you should remember to take off your watch before you fist someone so you don't lose your watch up their ass.