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Sexually, what has been the oddest request you have got?

a makeup artist fwb asked me 2 act out his fantasy 4 a birthday present... he wanted 2 put women's makeup on me, false eyelashes, mascra, lipstick.... then he wanted me 2 bind his wrists & ankles & pretend 2 rape him in front of a mirror
 
sexytime said:
a makeup artist fwb asked me 2 act out his fantasy 4 a birthday present... he wanted 2 put women's makeup on me, false eyelashes, mascra, lipstick.... then he wanted me 2 bind his wrists & ankles & pretend 2 rape him in front of a mirror
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Sounds kind of hot! Did you?!oops!
 
I guess my pissing on the guy in the shower just isn't that odd...even when he took a lot of it in his mouth and swallowed. Of course it was our one and only date!

I did have another guy want me to fist him; I got a few fingers in and it brought back memories of seeing a guy fisted the weekend I was trying to decide on coming out -- that fisting happened at a bathhouse in Chicago. I just could not go further than a few fingers....
 
-Noiro said:
That's not what you said when you asked me to hold onto the donkey's leash... i believe you said "right after the pineapple gets put in the other end, but lets do this first."

on an unrealted note: I never knew donkeys could scream
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*ahem*

<------- TOP, dammit!

And if I recall correctly, it was the nun who screamed. The donkey was in shock.
 
Mine is pretty tame; I guess I haven't had sex with very many "weird" people.

I was sucking a guy's dick once, and he kept asking me to take it out and spit on it. He asked me to do that like five times. lol

I don't know what that was about, but I guess that's not weird enough for this thread.
 
Thynight said:
No, it can be over the phone or net.
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One person described himself as a very portly gentleman. He said he had a fantasy of being decked out "Puttin' On The Ritz" style, and all I was to do was ask him repeatedly, "Do you want me to open your fly?" And his response would be, "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah", Snagglepuss style. That's all we said, back and forth, for about 20 minutes each session, until he had an orgasm.

One guy wanted to describe a conventional lovemaking scene, but add the proviso that I work in vocal reminders that I was his sister, *name withheld*.

One guy asked me to stuff the underwear I'd been wearing all day up my butt.

One guy had a full-on, tricked out (so he said) nursery for himself in his apartment. I was to describe in detail how I would react when he "pooped his diaper", and how I would then put him on his oversized changing table and clean him up, cooing to him about what a good boy he was, and reminding him that he'd just dirtied his diaper, while he "rubbed one out".
 
sexytime said:
yep... he took off the makeup later for me with some cream & i washed real good but i could still smell the shit in my pores or something for like 2 days
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You are my kind of man. I wish I could get a man like you.

People should be more willing to please their partner.
 
JohanLarson said:
You've given yourself a wine enema? ROFL.

It burns like hell, doesn't it? Did you get wasted off it?
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Keep in mind that alcohol enemas are not safe. The alcohol does not go through the liver, where 90% of the alcohol is processed, because the skin of the rectum simply absorbs it into the bloodstreem. Alcohol posinening is a bitch.
 
I had just fucked this big muscle head and he was still laying on his stomach and I started fingering him--he began to get wiggle his thick ass and he said--"you can get more than one in there can't you"--by the time I got tired of it I had all four fingers and some of my thumb up in his business. I have not experienced this before and it was interesting...but it did not turn me on.

He really fun to be with--I'll have to give him a call.

No really strange requests...yet though.
 
Had a guy ask me to punch him in the face while he sucked my cock and then wanted me to piss on him. I did none and asked him to leave. On another occasion this European leather man asked me to spit in his mouth.. So I did just that.
 
I used to have a caller who got off on hearing me talk about shrinking people to a few inches in height and keeping them in jars so I could experiment on him. I also had to very sternly remind him that he couldn't come until I said so. Otherwise, he'd shoot as soon as I mentioned the tweezers.
 
Most of the time I can see what might be appealing to people, but with his example and mine I just can’t. They are too weird and that takes a lot for me to say.
 
Swiffer WetJet said:
Uhm...

I think I agree...

That's some of the most bizarre shit I believe I've ever heard.

He probably has a very submissive personality, and while everyone's walking all over him he imagines himself shrinking them down and playing God with them. How that becomes a fetish rather than a non-sexual fantasy is beyond me, though. :dead:
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I was glad he only called a few times.
 
sinfulsimon said:
I used to have a caller who got off on hearing me talk about shrinking people to a few inches in height and keeping them in jars so I could experiment on him. I also had to very sternly remind him that he couldn't come until I said so. Otherwise, he'd shoot as soon as I mentioned the tweezers.
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Looking at your picture I think it would be kinda cute to hear you talk about that.
When he called did you like, laugh at him? How do you just come up with something like that on the spot?
 
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