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I once got offered £200 to sit on a Black Forest cherry cake and wank. I declined.
(Could have used the 200 quid though :-D)
Was there anything special about the cake?
black forest cherry cake!
It is a very elaborate cake
You have to layer the cream and the chocolate dough and then arrange a pleasing display of roughly equidistant cherries. And then have someone sit on it and ruin it all. Somewhere in the UK, there is a man hanging around bakeries making indecent proposals to innocent cake lovers....
That first one sound weird...I had a guy that wanted to hypnotize me before we had sex. He claimed it would make it much more intense. Sounded rather shady....I declined.
An older guy wanted to wear a pair of his son's dirty underwear, then wanted me to yank them down, throw him over my knee and spank his bare ass with a paddle until he cried while telling him what a bad boy he was and that I was doing this for his own good. Once he had tears streaming down his face, lube up and fuck him as hard as I could until I was done. He said he always wanted to know what it was truly like to "not be able to sit down for a couple of days". Apparently, that was a threat his parents made towards him when he was a child, but never made good on it. I'm not really into inflicting pain on people, physical or otherwise. Not to mention the fact that this entire desire was too twisted for color tv. I declined.
And lastly, a guy that I used to work with found out I was gay. He propositioned me to "mess around". He was married, but a closet case as I found out. After I quit that job, I crossed paths with him online. *Again, he wanted me to come over so we could "mess around". There was a new caveat: he wanted to time it so his wife would come home and catch us in the act. I feared for my personal safety, as hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Again, I declined, although admittedly I was intrigued by the idea of getting caught.
"Rub this mayonnaise all over me, then lick it off"
*shudders*
Interesting thread!
I'm surprised so many people are against pissing on someone else, especially enough to ask them to leave after the request. I don't have much experience with sex yet (only been with 1 guy), so no oddities to report but I would love to try a lot of these to see what they offer! (I would never do blood though)
