Sexy, arty, unconventional PICS

[Lefty]

Or a professional lover in interview business suit.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Danger

Body Knots

Weirdo Pics

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Civil War Footage

 

[chrisrobin]

 

[chrisrobin]

Did you ever wish you were a beachball?

 

[Lefty]

"Tzu Tzu"

post #474 had some redeeming factors,

most is forgiven.....practice humble and

you can come home again.

the famdamnly

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^You're sweet, thank you.^

This buds for you Lefty...

 

[Lefty]

Thanks Tzu Tzu....the one behind the glass (next to last)^

is pretty damn sexy/arty without being gauche too.

 

[jaysizzles]

 

[jaysizzles]

 

[jaysizzles]

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^Nice variety Jay^ and to answer your question Chris, I've never really thought about being a beach ball, but I once pondered life as a Hoola Hoop.
Can you imagine all those hips you'd be hugging constantly...at about 13rpms, but still. hehehe

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

In the spirit of Halloween, I'm doing a Superhero post. Hope you enjoy it...

Batman tests a new cape Vernon developed out of Kevlar and KY Jelly extract.

It looks like Spiderman's red and blue tights are at the cleaners. That won't stop our superhero from his duty.

In fact I think his penis shoots a sticky web like substance similar to what his wrists do.

I wonder if his forearms and hands get really tender to the touch for a little while after he ejaculates those webs out his wrists?
Food for thought -- a tasty treat to swirl around on the tongue.

The Incredible Hulk is morphing back into Dr. Bruce Banner.
That man is really hard on clothes. I bet he buys his shirts by the gross.

Clark Kent is getting ready to strip off as well. Nice nipple Superman...

NEVER FEAR! UNDERDOG is here.
And not a moment too soon.
That dude is tryna kill his dick with a string of Mardi Gras beads.
Underdog will save it -- Lorena Bobbitt style, so later when he can relax he'll just dig it up for a chew toy.
Underdog shows no mercy when it cums to hardened criminals (or even the softened ones).

And finally, King Kong swats planes from the sky like flies from the tippy top knob on the Empire State Cock. Our heroes should be arriving momentarily to end his gorilla warfare once and for all.

 

[EJMichaels]

^ Once again, clicking on one of your new posts was even more rewarding than the delightful experience I expected. I wasn't very interested in superheros before now.

And jaysizzles - fabulous pictures! I hope you're a regular here.

 

[EJMichaels]

 

[Lefty]

Oh My.

Looks like "eJ" has some house cleaning plans for the week-end.


Well, a good dusting anyway.

 

[EJMichaels]

You just reminded me I was supposed to dust the ceiling fans today. This might help me remember.

 

[Lefty]

I may not be on your ceiling

But that doesn't make me any less a fan.

 

[jaysizzles]

 

[jaysizzles]

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm gonna need therapy after this, but for now...
...oh...oh yeah...oh...