Shaft Bang Adams arrested for four crystal meth rocks in his foreskin

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/meth-man-shaft-bang-adams-stored-crystal-rocks-in-his-manhood-police/ar-AALmtP5?ocid=msedgntp

ok - well we now know that he's uncut and hung

 

[LeicsDom]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/meth-man-shaft-bang-adams-stored-crystal-rocks-in-his-manhood-police/ar-AALmtP5?ocid=msedgntp

ok - well we now know that he's uncut and hung

Not necessarily hung. He may just have a large foreskin

 

[cityboy-stl]

Some guys have all the luck.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

“four crystal rocks white in color”. That's racist!

 

[Thad1527]

I first thought, "We need pictures." I second thought, "I don't need to see some meth head's dick."

 

[Peloso]

Wouldn't that hurt?

 

[Alistair]

I first thought, "We need pictures." I second thought, "I don't need to see some meth head's dick."

I second this

 

[Ludlow]

Is this the Floridian male equivalent of the Essex Vajazzle, I wonder?

Whatever the case, stay classy whydontcha...

 

[Zeno Lorea]

Imagine being the guy whose job it is to inspect the foreskins of prisoners. Great for dinner party anecdotes I'm sure.

 

[FPNY]

Should I be happy that I’ve never heard of ol flash bang?

 

[johaninsc]

how much crack was found in his ass?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

how much crack was found in his ass?

Hey! Crack is whack!