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[Vannie]

All cruelty stems from weakness.

 

[Vannie]

Time management has no place on Saturdays.

 

[Reischfleger]

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

 

[Vannie]

Confucius say:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

 

[Vannie]

No act of kindness. No matter how small is ever wasted.

 

[Vannie]

I'm shameless. When it comes to loving you.

 

[ChristianGianni]

Angels can't be everywhere, that's why God gave us friends

 

[Vannie]

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes. Including you.

 

[Vannie]

Lust rushes but love waits.

 

[Vannie]

A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.

 

[Vannie]

The art of life is to enjoy a little and endure very much.

 

[Vannie]

Don't go bacon my heart.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Don't go bacon my heart.

I couldn't if I fried.

 

[Vannie]

I would like to grow my own food but I can't find any bacon seeds.

 

[Kahaih]

I would like to grow my own food but I can't find any bacon seeds.

In the frozen sperm section of your local feed and farm supply store.

 

[Vannie]

A mistake is only a mistake if you fail to correct it.

 

[Reischfleger]

Passion, friendship, love, loyalty, trust . . . if you found the right person . . . you really could have it all.

S.C. Stephens

 

[Reischfleger]

"I admire the mind of man independent of all religions...”
James Joyce, Irish writer, 1882-1941

 

[Vannie]

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

 

[Vannie]

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.