Share Something Very Unusual About You

[justsimon]

•I have a perfectly unnatural fascination with stenography.

A few years ago I found an old shorthand dictionary. Someday I plan to learn to write it.

 

[theFallenGod]

I have 3 things

1- I can say "where is the monkey?" in 44 different languages all of which I learned from a native speaker.

2- nearly everything I own is organized and cataloged because I have a bit of an OCD trait.

3- I am scared of cows. I think the look in their eyes is the most creepy thing EVER.

 

[zunkian]

Having TMS makes me achieve orgasm only by masturbating in a prone position. Humping the mattress or the side of the bed, I even humped several guys on their thighs, legs, belly, or even on their cocks, and once on a guy's hairy chest (HOT though!) But I cannot achieve orgasm by jacking off laying down face-up, seated, or upright position with my hand or even fingers doing the work. I also cannot achieve orgasm being orally serviced but remains hard all the time. Even topping a guy is out of the question. Hence, a bottom here. But a lot of guys never questioned me about it. A lot find it even sexy! I feel good doing it and I think I will stick to my own brand of pleasuring myself.
I know it is not a normal way of achieving orgasm and have not attempted to control or change my routine. I already have my genitals checked by a professional doctor, so far, no damage present on the nerves, muscles for almost 31 years of my life and can still ejaculate normally.
I think I will start a thread in the health and fitness section and find out more about others who have TMS.

 

[justsimon]

Gregg or Pitman?

Gregg. .

 

[geloge]

I can make my stomach appear as if I am pregnant...

hehe, I'm going to give birth a beer barrel. Well he will born by cesarean, my ass is not that big

 

[ChickenGuy]

"Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor" (http://www.healthystrokes.com/)

I do that the majority of the time, but not every time.

I think I will start a thread in the health and fitness section and find out more about others who have TMS.

Oh well, you learn something new every day - it appears I have this as well, and I never even knew there was a name for it, or that it was regarded as a problem.

But I never do it in my hand or on the floor - mostly on the mattress or on pillows/cushions. And yes, I can't reach orgasm using my hand. However, if I can find a substitute object for my hand (like a cardboard tube of the right size) then I can orgasm that way some of the time (other times, I have to give up on that method).

lol - too much information to be giving out on a public forum.


EDIT: To answer JohannBessler below, it's just the way I do it - I find it easier and more enjoyable that way. There's no conscious reason why.

 

[BlueD]

Oh well, you learn something new every day - it appears I have this as well, and I never even knew there was a name for it, or that it was regarded as a problem.

But I never do it in my hand or on the floor - mostly on the mattress or on pillows/cushions. And yes, I can't reach orgasm using my hand. However, if I can find a substitute object for my hand (like a cardboard tube of the right size) then I can orgasm that way some of the time (other times, I have to give up on that method).

lol - too much information to be giving out on a public forum.


EDIT: To answer JohannBessler below, it's just the way I do it - I find it easier and more enjoyable that way. There's no conscious reason why.

I also do the same thing! and didn't even know they have the name for it. However, it's not that severe for me yet, since I'm still young, so when I'm horny, anything goes. Since my laptop is on my bed and I web-surf lying belly-down, so when I come across...*cough*...stimulating materials , it's just convenient and enjoyable to just rub it in the mattress. It feels even better than my hands. Probably a bit TMI on public forum.

 

[Royal Heart]

I was born on Feb 29th, left handed and gay.

WITCH!....

 

[frankfrank]

I have useless pop culture information stored in my brain and can call it up at stupid times, and am the "go to" person when anyone cannot think of the name of a band, actor or movie.

So when I'm sitting in the Hot Seat in front of Meredith Viera, and I'm stuck on the $500,000 question, can you be my lifeline?

Having TMS makes me achieve orgasm only by masturbating in a prone position. Humping the mattress or the side of the bed, I even humped several guys on their thighs, legs, belly, or even on their cocks, and once on a guy's hairy chest (HOT though!) But I cannot achieve orgasm by jacking off laying down face-up, seated, or upright position with my hand or even fingers doing the work. I also cannot achieve orgasm being orally serviced but remains hard all the time. Even topping a guy is out of the question. Hence, a bottom here. But a lot of guys never questioned me about it. A lot find it even sexy! I feel good doing it and I think I will stick to my own brand of pleasuring myself.
I know it is not a normal way of achieving orgasm and have not attempted to control or change my routine.

I'm not sure why anybody actually thinks this is dangerous. The biggest "danger" is that your method of orgasm may be too "limiting" to please everybody.

But, it's the same with me. What you're describing with other guys sounds entirely like frottage, and I've done the same thing many times. Likewise I cannot jack off with my hands, I haven't had orgasm that way (nor, for that matter, by being blown) at any time in memory. I think I may have been successful via blow job when I had my first-ever try in 1966, but it's never happened since.

However, if I'm humping something, I can actually be sitting and still have an orgasm. My orgasms with other guys are either in the horizontal, or sitting (in a position which still allows me to frot against part of his body) without putting all my weight squarely on him. The visuals can be strongly enhancing for me, whether I'm sliding my thingie in and out of his chest hair (while entirely digging looking at his chest, face, etc.), or whether I'm in a "sitting humping" position at home watching somebody work their lats/arms/abs on YouTube, etc.

 

[TickTockMan]

I freak out when things get too close to eyes. So much in fact it took me over a year to learn how to keep my glasses on. Last time I went to an eye doctor it took six people to hold me down just to puff air into my eyes for some test.

 

[frankfrank]

^ OK, an unusual thing about me...(hmmm...you'll have to scroll up a way to see what I'm referring to, LOL)

One of the "humping objects" that tends to work very well for me is an inflated balloon. My first-ever "awake orgasm" was associated with a balloon, entirely via random fortunate timing which happened by pure accident, but it more or less imprinted on me.

 

[collegecutie222]

I think you've topped us all


I wrote "eating Shake and Bake chicken nightly"

(walking away with tail between legs. What was I thinking)




There are women who have "persistent sexual arousal syndrome". Sounds like a good thing but its probably not

Your tail is hells of a lot cooler than the way they masterbate.....can you wag it when you're excited

 

[hotdog1846]

There are women who have "persistent sexual arousal syndrome". Sounds like a good thing but its probably not

I've heard there are women who orgasm when they sneeze while they're on certain medications. Sounds funny, and fun, but like you said, it's probably not.

^ OK, an unusual thing about me...(hmmm...you'll have to scroll up a way to see what I'm referring to, LOL)

One of the "humping objects" that tends to work very well for me is an inflated balloon. My first-ever "awake orgasm" was associated with a balloon, entirely via random fortunate timing which happened by pure accident, but it more or less imprinted on me.

I have this image of you bumping into a doorway festooned with balloons at a birthday party ... and bumping ... and bumping ... and ...

 

[Drebin]

I don't dream.

 

[Gussss]

All my clocks and watches have to be synchronized to the second. and if their not, it really bothers me.

How on earth do you do that? I can't even get the Mr. Coffee, microwave, and stove clock to match in my kitchen, much less all the others (DVD/VCR, TVs, my Simpsons clock) to match up.

I have this VCR that gets its time automatically, I assume from the cable provider. The damn time changes everyday, the minutes are right, but the hour is way off.

 

[presario1000]

if i dont shave it i grow hair on only 1 ass cheek

 

[frankfrank]

I have this image of you bumping into a doorway festooned with balloons at a birthday party ... and bumping ... and bumping ... and ...

That's great HD, the mind picture that it evoked was hilarious! I needed a good laugh today.

 

[cornholio]

One of my "index toes" is a hammer toe, the other one not.

Both used to be that way when I was a kid, then they said I needed to push them to straighten them (by streching the sinews) as long as I was still young and everything still grew.
As I'm lazy I always started with the left one and stopped afterwards, as a result only the one on my right foot is still a hammer toe.

 

[Joshua_me]

I was 18 before I realized that all tuna in a can wasn't fancy white albacore.

The first cans of tuna I bought when I went to college were 'regular' (read: cheap) tuna and I opened one up and thought it had gone bad in the can because it was so dark in color.

 

[Nomenclature]

Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow.

I want chicken.
I want liver.

Meow mix meow mix, please deliver

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz91vQbjmBI[/ame]

No. I'm 5'9" 160 lbs. I's short and skinny. lol

/facepalm


That's average height in the US. Height-queen.

A few years back I had surgery to put metal plates in both sides of my face and jaw.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4HJAm0xrF0[/ame]

also, I'm like 75% convinced that one of my uncles is my biological father. I love my dad, but I'm the spitting image of my uncle Claude and genetically, it seems so weird for two people with black hair/brown eyes (my parents) to have a kid with light brown hair and green eyes. both of my parents are over 6' tall and I'm only 5'10"... my uncle in question is like a hair shorter than me with blond hair and green eyes.

Maybe you just inherited some recessive genes?


Midgets can have children who're tall, and people with dark eyes can have a kid with blue eyes.