shaving your legs gurl!

[pai mei]

ok i shaved my legs today for the 1st time in my life, and while im not hairy (no hair on chest/back) i do have my hairy areas because apparently my family is simultaneously descendent from the unlikely combination of albinos and apes. ANYWAYS one of my few hairy spots are my legs, which i fully shaved today in the shower.

now ive had the mispleasure of living with girls before, so i know the unfortunate realities of clogged shower drains. SO i decided i'd avoid that and take a large bowl with me and clean the razor in the bowl, and trap the sneaky hair in the glass prison!

lets just say that the shower remains clog free, AND i now have fabulous legs. HOWEVER!!! im now concerned about the toilet. there are no issues yet, but i flushed the contents of that bowl down the toilet (It was GROSS, the venus proskin slowly dissolves as u shave with it, and while it feels fantastic, its sticky dissolving residue is anything but) and now worry whether it too could in theory get clogged by hair!

ive never flushed hair down the toilet, but i kno that my delicate flower status could not handle a toilet clogged by hair and venus proskin. im looking for a manly man who knows things like pipes and toilettes and guns and whatever else it is u boys do to impart me with some wisdom, and aleviate my fears!!

 

[pai mei]

they look much better! i wont tolerate ur slander!

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

got lost afta da shave leg bit

but hope ya toilet okay

Kool

 

[gsdx]

Slander:
1. defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.
2. a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report: a slander against his good name.

FYE (For Your Edification):

Slander is oral.
Defamation is written.

Wherever you got the definition isn't quite right.

 

[gsdx]

Oh, this dumbass place:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slander

I should sue them. lol

Then that would mean that the OP was properly wrong then. lol

You missed definition 3:

3. Law . defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing, pictures, etc.

(In my best Don Adams voice) Missed it by that much!

 

[gsdx]

Stand corrected.
But is it really relevant in this discussion since I did not use either word nor was anyone slandered or defamed?

Hell, no. Not relevant at all. Just showing off my brain smarts.

(PS - Didn't know you speak French.)

 

[AlmondMilk]

When I shave the nether regions, I toss the hair in the toilet. I don't know if they can clog the toilet, but they seem so small and harmless. I suppose if you had really thick hair, then that could cause problems.

I do remember, however, one occasion where I dumped the hair mixture into the toilet. The first flush didn't work. The second flush got most of the contents down. You should probably dump a little bit of the hair at a time between flushes.

 

[ronboy]

NO NO NO!

Hairy legs are so nice.

But all that matters is that you're happy with them.

I stand with Elvin on this.....

 

[rotary]

I shaved ONE leg after getting my cast off (broken tibula and fibula) because the hair was super long and dark and looked like an ape appendage . NEVER AGAIN!

 

[star-warrior]

ok i shaved my legs today for the 1st time in my life, ... (no hair on chest/back) i do have my hairy areas because apparently my family is simultaneously descendent from the unlikely combination of albinos and apes. ANYWAYS one of my few hairy spots are my legs, which i fully shaved today in the shower.

Now you probably look like

 

[borg69unimatrix]

If you insist on shaving your legs, you might try weed-eating them with trimmers first, to get the bulk off before you go in with a razor.

I used to do this with my goatee/manscaping and just vacuum the carpet really good when I was done. It was a hell of a lot easier then trying to clean up wet hair in the bathroom.

 

[star-warrior]

 

[Jayden]

ok i shaved my legs today for the 1st time in my life.

 

[pai mei]

lol i was joking about the slander

 

[alfaPA]

got lost afta da shave leg bit

but hope ya toilet okay

Kool

I won't try to plead with you to not shave your legs (as I am one of the few remaining guys on the planet who still like hairy legs and several other body parts to remain hairy)....and for all I know, you are one of the rare guys who looks better with his legs shaved. So I hope your toilet is ok too and that you encountered no unpleasantness from clogged drain.

.....OP: As long as you are happy and YOU like them, nothing else matters. Tons of guys love shaved legs.

Of course most of those "tons of guys" are straight and they love the shaved legs of their woman, chick babes.




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[lockeroomguy]

Get an electric trimmer. Spread out some newspaper on the floor. You can trim the bulk of the hair off while standing on the paper, and toss it in the trash. Then, if you want a close shave, blade shave in the shower. The little bit of stubble won't clog the drain.

I don't shave my legs all the way, but trim the caveman hair back to normal length. The newspaper makes for easy clean up.

 

[mbamike]

I use Nair on my legs. I have never had a problem with the drains clogging.

 

[mxpxl199]

Do your hose go on better? Shaving your legs? You oil them up nice and purdy? Uggg I wish gay was not the catch-all for guys attracted to guys. I wish there was a proper word for guys-attracted-to-guys who shave their legs, talk like women, prance around etc, and a word for guys-attracted-to-guys who are "guys next door". Politically incorrect, yes. Very much needed? Oh yes.

 

[pai mei]

Do your hose go on better? Shaving your legs? You oil them up nice and purdy? Uggg I wish gay was not the catch-all for guys attracted to guys. I wish there was a proper word for guys-attracted-to-guys who shave their legs, talk like women, prance around etc, and a word for guys-attracted-to-guys who are "guys next door". Politically incorrect, yes. Very much needed? Oh yes.

and i wish gay didnt include judgmental haters, but here we are.

 

[RaKroma]

No, your toilet will not get clogged. It's designed to pass more challenging objects than several ounces of hair and shaving cream. Did you start developing stubble on second day post shaving?