Shooower(s)

[KennyD]

I know a guy who only showers every seven to twelve days or so .... and ... he will sometimes wear the SAME underwear for as long as ten - twelve days .
I've talked to him and talked to him ... but ; he's just a dirty slob who thinks that his canned spray stuff will cover his smell until he does shower ...

 

[ashonfire]

I try not to shower too often. I'd feel incredibly guilty if I showered twice a day, and all showers are limited to four minutes.

Brijan knows where it's at..

You people are wasting your life in your showers!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Oh please one day is child's play. Try going 4 days and more with your cousins boyfriend's sperm on your body.

ok whatever

 

[ashonfire]

^who's gonna limit you to 4 minutes anyway. Do you always listen to politician? Saving water is one thing but trying to live like a third world country is intolerable.

UM, what?? I live in Australia, we are in a drought, some parts of this country have no water whatsoever. The least I can do in limit my shower time.

There's really no need to shower for longer than four minutes anyway.

 

[ashonfire]

I don't really know enough about "the recycled urine idea" to have an opinion, it sounds gross though.

I don't really understand what your problem is, taking a shorter shower and generally using a bit less water isn't much of a sacrifice. I'm happy to do my part.

 

[woaini]

I didn't shower for 5 days last summer...

 

[star-warrior]

Never mind not showering. Have you wiped your bottom young man?

 

[Aussieguy01]

I don't really know enough about "the recycled urine idea" to have an opinion, it sounds gross though.

I don't really understand what your problem is, taking a shorter shower and generally using a bit less water isn't much of a sacrifice. I'm happy to do my part.

Im the same , i wash what needs to be washed and jump out asap , Oz is in the worst drought we have seen before , and it could get worse , no point having 10 minute showers when the farmers cant water thier crops or feed thier animals!

 

[Brijan]

ok whatever

Well, I would have not showered for a few more days but after hooking up with my neighbour's husband's sister's dog-trainer's twin brothers, I felt it was time to get some off that spooge offa me.

(They were straight twins too! It was so facking HAWT!)

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

I do that sometimes - I skip a shower. BUT, I feel liberated AND guilty at the same time.

Then.........I spend the entire day worrying if I stink or not.
"can the person next to me smell me - omg, maybe if I chew this gum I'll smell better"

 

[Brijan]

"can the person next to me smell me - omg, maybe if I chew this gum I'll smell better"

LOL!
Are you putting the gum under your arms?

(Or in your shoes?)

 

[GL]

Well, I would have not showered for a few more days but after hooking up with my neighbour's husband's sister's dog-trainer's twin brothers, I felt it was time to get some off that spooge offa me.

(They were straight twins too! It was so facking HAWT!)

...you missed a spot.

No. The other side.

 

[FlyingCheeseSteak]

LOL!
Are you putting the gum under your arms?

(Or in your shoes?)

I think that if I chew enough gum I should be able to overpower the smell by blowing minty-fresh breath around myself.

 

[Brijan]

...you missed a spot.

No. The other side.

/passes cloth to Gl

I think that if I chew enough gum I should be able to overpower the smell by blowing minty-fresh breath around myself.

Maybe that can be your superpower...

MINTY FRESH BREATH MAN!​

Odors cower at the thought of you!
Smells shake at the sound of your name!
Funks and Rankness flee at the sight of you!

 

[GL]

/passes cloth to Gl

Hmm... I think we're just going to have to wash you down again.

Back in the tub!

 

[Brijan]

No no no, none of that!
This isn't a free show.

You know the rules. First we sell tickets THEN we go for wash round two.

 

[GL]

No no no, none of that!
This isn't a free show.

You know the rules. First we sell tickets THEN we go for wash round two.

Oops. My bad. I keep forgetting that we're trying to make some money off of our love.

 

[Brijan]

Did you hook up with one brother at a time or do them together?

Both together.

And did either give you a tongue bath which would negate the need for a shower?

No.

Were there any dogs involved?

One, but it only watched.

Oops. My bad. I keep forgetting that we're trying to make some money off of our love.

Less talk, more ticket sales.

 

[GL]

Less talk, more ticket sales.

Of course my love...



TICKETS! TICKETS HERE!

Come one, come all!

Watch as two guys suds it up in a tub made for two!

Get Your Tickets Here!

I know you said less talk, but how else am I going to sell tickets?

 

[ladygrey]

Oh my.

LEAVE THE INDIANS THE HELL ALONE.

Or I'm going call my 80 yearold elder and she'll whack your racist asses with her bannok pan.

We do not now, nor have we ever, stunk.

Please, bitch. The culture that invented democracy would certianly know how to use natural water systems to clean ourselves.....

*shakes head*

Except for those damn Cree. They really are just dirty, horse stealing jerks.

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