Shopping Mall Traffic-Police

[blondsurfer]

This time of year everyone knows how bad traffic is at malls. What makes me laugh and angry is that there are police at enterances to the mall parking lots who are suppose to be directing traffic, but they're not.They are in their cars listening to music, eating donuts or something mean while there is traffic jams, turning lanes that you are in for ever because of the oncoming traffic and near collisions, but the police don't do anything. Why they even there if they are just going to sit in their patrol cars all day?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Whoever told you that eating donuts isn't part of their job description?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

timbits

i say

 

[FPNY]

Whoever told you that eating donuts isn't part of their job description?

yeah..what he said, it's in their contract ya know

 

[RationalLunacy]

timbits

i say

Timbits are for Mounties.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Timbits are for Mounties.

and our soldiers in the Afghanistan

 

[RationalLunacy]

and our soldiers in the Afghanistan

They have Tim Hortons in Afghanistan?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

They have Tim Hortons in Afghanistan?

yea we gotta keep our troops happy

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

 

[RationalLunacy]

yea we gotta keep our troops happy

Wouldn't your troops be happier if they fixed your helicopters?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Wouldn't your troops be happier if they fixed your helicopters?

no they would happier if they were home

 

[RationalLunacy]

no they would happier if they were home

BTW.... why are they loading Tim Hortons into a U.S.-flagged plane?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

BTW.... why are they loading Tim Hortons into a U.S.-flagged plane?

the collation of the willing
either you with us or not

 

[RationalLunacy]

Ummmm.....I think we like majorly hijacked this poor thread.

 

[Ramindra]

Back on topic! do they sit in their cars because it is warmer inside?

 

[maxpowr9]

Mall cops crack me up.

So it was 8am on a tuesday morning sometime in october on my way into work. The garage is empty so im not really going slow. I park and I grab my things and as I'm getting out of the car, a mall cops comes up to me and bitches at me for speeding in the garage (20mph ugh) and tells me there could be children around (8am on a tuesday morning. I dont think so.) and they could pop out behind (the non-existant) cars in the garage and I could hit them. I yes-ed him to death and as we walked different directions, I flicked him off for being a douche and he saw it and did nothing.

Obviously I'm more careful when people are around but are you telling nobody else does the same thing?