Should JUB Have A Separate Forum For Sex?

[Fucker29]

No thanx, I only accept cash.

Besides I'm on the Lady Amy Winehouse get bulimic for the summer diet plan. I can only have half a cheeseburger, 10 snickers, and all the crack I can get my hands on for $2,300.

Which reminds me I better look for my toothbrush and screwdriver. It's almost entertainment time for me and my porcelain throne.

OMG!!! Cheeseburger!!! Ok I LOOOOVE shoving a cheeseburger up my butt. Seriously, it comes out with that intestinal sauce...mmm...it's really taste, enhances the natural flavor of the meat.

As fas as being a bulimic son of a cunt, well, we're all bulimics...it's just a matter of perspective. I mean, we ingest food and then we shit it out...well, that's pretty much like eating and vomiting. The media these days twists things up it's sickening...

 

[Fucker29]

Froggy style's the best!

I see what you mean...HOT!!!

 

[Fucker29]

It doesn't matter after a year reading scattered info, tips on how to shove a dildo up my ass I still can't do it. HAHAHA

Good LORD!!! I gotta teach ya some tricks my friend. Wanna come over to my place?

 

[Fucker29]

umm fucker29 are we sexing or what? i'm tired of getting the runaround!

I welcome thee with open buttcheeks!


Ok...let's just do it in the next alley we come across with.

 

[Fucker29]

*edit*

cancels sexcapade request

*goes to make a thread ranting about how the gay community is so shallow and picky*

 

[StlKj]

*edit*

cancels sexcapade request

I thought you might after reading that.

C'mere--I'll hold you and make the bad man go away.

 

[Fucker29]

Promise you won't make my hole go from a nickle size to a fuckin 13 inch diameter??

Dude, I'll take you to the heavens above...or close enough...but that's probably because your hole will probably be the size of the ozone hole but that's ok.

 

[Fucker29]

I thought you might after reading that.

C'mere--I'll hold you and make the bad man go away.

NOW Y'ALL ARE CHEATING ON ME?!? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?

 

[StlKj]

I knew as soon as Pete said he was the second coming that the Apocalypse was nigh...

I thought he said he was cumming in a second.

Either way, not exactly what I needed to know.

 

[Fucker29]

Finally someone understands me!!

That's exactically why I can't eat around a whole bunch of people, like in a cafeteria-type setting. People like to be alone when the food goes out, I like to be alone when it goes in.

To me, eating in a restaurant is like taking a dump with 50 people sitting around watching you.

Gurlfriend, I hear ya pain! I mean, can't a gurl have some privacy? I don't think they would like to spy on them in the bathroom stalls while they kick out Mr.Brown. Fucking cunts!

 

[Fucker29]

Cheeseburgers belong on a plate. Not in your arse Fucker.


*goes to scrub himself clean after reading this thread*

But an arse is like a plate...where the food is served.

 

[Fucker29]

Ewwwwwww Fucker, that's totally disgusting.

*goes back in the shower*

You didn't get it!

 

[Fucker29]

Oh I got it Fucker, but I'm still stuck on the cheeseburger enema.

You should try it. It's quite tasty I'm serious.

 

[Fucker29]

 

[RationalLunacy]

I'd offer to start a sexual dialogue with you, but I apparently have no fashion sense when it comes to matching jacket with boots.