Signatures are out of control, say scientists.

[BenF]

A group of scientists in the Brubacker Institute, Austria, led by Professor Emeritus Yaffle have announced that following their research, signatures are now officially out of control.

"It was all very well when it started," raved Professor Yaffle, "people used to have small, succint signatures which broke up postings."

"However, over the last few months, signatures have grown exponentially; arbitrary references to unknown dead people have become common-place, and links to videos and quasi-literate references to psychology and religion are two-a-penny"

"The signatures are out of control, people must remember that most people do not actually care too much about your religion, personal ethos or latest relationship. People must remember that not everything you think has to be shared - haven't these people got better things to do than waste their, and other people's, time with these ridiculous JPEGs".

The Brubaker Team have called on national Governments to step in before signatures eat up all of the bandwidth of the Internet.

 

[Ram]

I hate signatures.

 

[G-Lexington]

I've agreed to reduced my signature by one-third.

Lx

 

[Puzuzzu]

i should change my siggy, but i have no ideas
i mean everyone he is a sex crazed bitch they won't appreciate my art

 

[versatastic]

srlsy, is this what austria considers to be serious research that needs a whole team of scientists, not just a bunch of undergrads/interns, to accomplish?

who the hell funded this shit?

 

[kevbo]

You know, the word gullible isn't even in the dictionary!

 

[Ram]

srlsy, is this what austria considers to be serious research that needs a whole team of scientists, not just a bunch of undergrads/interns, to accomplish?

who the hell funded this shit?

Apparently, you do not grasp the seriousness and legitimacy of the research. It is the most important, reliable piece of scientific work ever to be conducted, and here you are, questioning it.

 

[Absolut]

Ben -

Lex -

Ram -

Holy shit. I didn't think it was possible to cry from laughing so hard this early in the morning....

 

[Sunshine]

XD I want to "marry" Ram.

 

[versatastic]

oh, you boys are such a hoot!

I was thinking for a second there that maybe i should go to europe if theyre so loose with their funding

 

[Absolut]

Signature Dominates Sympathy Card

 

[Pushyourluck]

I don't know what you're on about. I haven't had a ciggy in years.

 

[Telstra]

srlsy, is this what austria considers to be serious research that needs a whole team of scientists, not just a bunch of undergrads/interns, to accomplish?

who the hell funded this shit?

its a fake research.
Ben made it up because he don't like siggy.

Sometimes i think the graphics below the comments are annoying but its up to the individuals to put what ever they like.

 

[Joshua_me]

 

[954dude]

Agree with the article. But did we really need scientists? (If there were scientists AT ALL??)

 

[GL]

i decided to switch out both my avatar and signature.

i'm using the ones that have all the movement and flashy bits.

be forewarned! if you suffer from epileptic seizures or are easily hypnotized by movement and flashy bits... LOOK AWAY!

i will not be held responsible for your manic attacks, walking into coming traffic or any other such nonsense.

 

[Scrub]

i'm using the ones that have all the movement and flashy bits.

be forewarned! if you suffer from epileptic seizures or are easily hypnotized by movement and flashy bits... LOOK AWAY!

i will not be held responsible for your manic attacks, walking into coming traffic or any other such nonsense.

 

[frankfrank]

siggy stardust is among us

damn you, the mouthful of water almost spewed all over my laptop, whew!

I've agreed to reduced my signature by one-third.

Lx

Isn't it supposed to be LxIX?

 

[GL]

If you're flashing your bits GL, I am definitely NOT going to look away!

i've got two words for ya!

private show

 

[Smitho]

Thanks for explaining it was a joke, as an out of work researcher I was jotting down the name to see if I could be involved in Phase 2. Never mind, back to the drawing board.