Attention Signs you're getting old.

[Vannie]

I seem to always look for things that are right in front of me.

Anyone?

 

[Alistair]

Does the fact I get depends ads on my Instagram feed mean I’m old or is it from you guys talking about depends all the time



Seriously, you ever get a shooting pain just because you made a random movement? Turn my head and pain shoots through my neck, stand up and pain shoots through my knee or ankle or calf.

 

[backagain]

I seem to always look for things that are right in front of me.

Anyone?

The number of doctors that are on speed dial.

 

[gsdx]

You bend down to tie your show and you ask yourself, "What else can I do while I'm down here?"

 

[fredroy]

The print on almost everything is in something like 5 point type now.

 

[smokeshadow]

You stop growing. . .except in the middle

 

[fredroy]

"except in the middle" That's just extra insulation over my six pack. Winter is coming.

 

[Vannie]

Does the fact I get depends ads on my Instagram feed mean I’m old or is it from you guys talking about depends all the time



Seriously, you ever get a shooting pain just because you made a random movement? Turn my head and pain shoots through my neck, stand up and pain shoots through my knee or ankle or calf.

I get the quick shooting pain in my eyeball once in a while. My Doc told me it's remnants of a previous migraine or cluster headache. Scared the hell out of me. I thought it was the big one.

15 or 20 years ago I sent away for a disposal underwear sample that advertised it looked just like the real thing or something like that. Not sure what brand it was but the ads went crazy for a few years.

For the record I do not need disposable underwear. I just was curious and it was free.

 

[PalacePaul]

I take off my glasses and can't find them afterwards

 

[fredroy]

For the record I do not need disposable underwear. I just was curious and it was free.

Did they work?
For pee.

I don't want to know about #2. I've changed enough diapers.

 

[Vannie]

Did they work?
For pee.

I don't want to know about #2. I've changed enough diapers.

I was curious about what they looked like only. Didn't need them or wear them or experiment with them. It was a free sample.

They are most likely geared to an older population that have a little leakage. NOT a diaper.They were disposable underwear.

 

[gsdx]

You remember buying X-ray Specs and Sea Monkeys.
When Charles Atlas was the thing in body building.

 

[rareboy]

Cataract in my right eye (a genetic thing).

When I was younger I pissed like a hose.

Now it is a sprinkler.

 

[fredroy]

Now it is a sprinkler.

Pinch the end. Might not have the flow of a hose but you can stop the spraying all over. And pee on something eight feet away.

 

[backagain]

Pinch the end. Might not have the flow of a hose but you can stop the spraying all over. And pee on something eight feet away.

better yet, sit down

 

[rareboy]

better yet, sit down

I do. I am like a German man.

And I have published a thread about how sitting down is the only proper way to empty your bladder.

But in the nighttime...I will sometimes still imagine that I can remain upright because sitting down is too much work.

 

[fredroy]

I do sit for the 2AM leaks.

better yet, sit down

 

[Vannie]

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You look forward to a dull evening.


You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

 

[backagain]

I do sit for the 2AM leaks.

The only problem is falling asleep,.

 

[fredroy]

I confess to dozing off a few times.