Silly joke, but good for a laugh

[looseliam]

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, ............ ....
"there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

 

[gaybot9000]

....... ew

 

[Soilwork]

And the moral of the story is "Women are nothing but trouble".

 

[Lube]

Ah, that was great, Liam

 

[gaybot9000]

"Women are nothing but trouble".

"Women, can't live with them... end of sentence."

 

[looseliam]

Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Well, at least my ex.

 

[looseliam]

Sorry. Now that I'm thinking, I should have put this in the fetish section.

 

[blackbeltninja]

"Women, can't live with them... end of sentence."

I think you'll find it's "Women - can't live with them, can't kill them."

Too true.

-d-

 

[hunky]

The moral is that men are really stupid.

 

[delta]

Still laughing, it brightened my otherwise dull day!

 

[buzzj]

And I didn't even see it coming...!

 

[metta]

 

[Vannie]

What does looseliam and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded in the rear and go woo woo woo.

 

[NotHardUp1]

What does looseliam and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded in the rear and go woo woo woo.

What's the difference between Rock Hudson and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the weenies out.

 

[rareboy]

What is the difference between a priest and Woody form Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a child comes into the room.