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Simpsons Quote Game

PhoenixRising20 said:
Kent Brockman's Daughter!
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Just when I thought I might contribute finally to a "fun" thread...and there's an open "challenge"...
 
Well, we lost...So here's your pizza.

Hank Scorpio (he was only in one episode, but it was great :D)
 
Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
Homer: France
Scorpio: *laughs* Nobody ever says Italy.

Next character: Dredrick Tatum
 
Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out, I insist that you desist!
Nelson: Sorry! I'm so sorry! :punches tatum: Please don't hurt me!
Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse!

Next Character: Mona Simpson
 
Sideshow Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.

Cecil Terwilliger: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.


Fat Tony
 
Kang and/or Kudos: Puny humans go tell your insinificantly-sized leaders that the conquest of earth has begun.

Moe
 
Moe: Hi, it's me again. I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat. [cat meows in the background] Yeah, shut up, I'm asking her!

Lurleen Lumpkin
 
[Homer runs naked through the kitchen]

Patty: There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Umm....Dr. Nick Riviera
 
Killing two Birds here:

Dr. Nick: "The Coroner!...I'm so SICK of that guy!"

Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. [weeping] We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!

Now, next one:

Barny!
 
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Martin Prince Jr.
 
Cletus (holding a pair of shoes): Hey, there Brandine, you might c'wear these to your job interview.

Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Naw, you best take 'em back where from you got 'em.

(Cletus climbs a utility pole and throws the shoes onto the telephone lines)

Cletus: There you go, back to wait for a woman of less discriminatin' tastes. Hey, I could call my ma while I'm up here. HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!


Miss Hoover
 
Krabapple: "I've never heard of the word 'embiggens' before moving to Springfield."
Miss. Hoover: "It's a perfectly cromulent word."

Her best line ever in my opinion.

Super Intendant Chalmers.
 
Super Intendant Chalmers: Skinner is that smoke coming from your kitchen?

Grampa Simpson
 
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