Simpsons Quote Game

[allan222]

"hey bart your epidermis is showing!"

mrs. lovejoy?

 

[star-warrior]

Ha-ha!

Nelson Muntz

 

[star-warrior]

I heard it all, I've seen it all, I've done it all. I just don't remember any of it.

Grampa Abe Simpson.

 

[The_Reaper]

You can read all about it on my webpage!

(Old Coot.com loads)

Welcome to my webpage, why don't you visit anymore???


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Monty Burns!

 

[The_Reaper]

Ha!


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Dr. Hibbert

 

[star-warrior]

Dr. Hibbert: You have twenty-four hours to live.
Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.


Groundskeeper Willy

 

[The_Reaper]

Willie: Lunch lady Doris, have you got any grease?

Doris: Yes...

(rips off shirt)

Willie: Then grease me up woman!


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Comic Book Guy

 

[Yuki Sohma]

I'll give it a go -------------

Stop right there! I have the only working fazer ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album


kang or kodo

 

[The_Reaper]

Weird, that island is shaped like our number 6! Makes you think....


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Police Chief Wiggum

 

[techboywi]

Weird, that island is shaped like our number 6! Makes you think....


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Police Chief Wiggum

Wiggum:No, you got the wrong number, this is 912...

 

[The_Reaper]

Since there was no next quote, I'll just pick on:

I'll be right back, mother cornered a junebug in the basement and she needs me to go finish it off....


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Grandma Simpson

 

[PhoenixRising]

Mother Simpson: Oh, Abe, you've aged terribly!

Next one: Grandpa Simpson

 

[The_Reaper]

Don't answer it! Savour the sound!

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Mrs. Krappable

 

[Yuki Sohma]

"What a crowd! You all have such big hearts and such big brains, with large juicy dripping..."

Barney Gumble

 

[Gunnar]

After John (the owner of Cockamamie's) introduces the Simpsons to Smithers-
Smithers: So this is your "sick mother"?
John: Don't do this to me, Waylon.



Gotta love the gayness.


Cecil (Sideshow Bob's brother)

 

[The_Reaper]

I had to promise John Travolta I'd help him move....

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Nelson

 

[Yuki Sohma]

In my dreams, I'm a viking!

The one and only "Moe Szyslak", the resident bartender at Flaming Moe's

 

[Gunnar]

Moe: "They think they're so high and mighty- just because they never got caught driving without pants."



Ummm.....Brandine (Cletus' wife)

 

[Yuki Sohma]

^Gunnar
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" Well, ..."Sane, paululum linguae latinae dico" and I am not sure anyone is watching................

Brandine says...........
"Cletus what are you beating your gums about?"

How about, the one and only, fabulous "Marge" Simpson -- You go Marge!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yuki Sohma]

oops me sorry ............ t'was workin' on me latin there for a short bit

C., you know -u- -r- my hero..........................