Slow night around here, eh?

[strangepoetry]

We can rock out...with one of my favorites ever...

​

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

 

[strangepoetry]

^ aww...rockin kitty.

Let's dance baby...

 

[SilverSurfer]

 

[strangepoetry]

High? Sure, why not...

 

[SilverSurfer]

 

[SilverSurfer]

 

[strangepoetry]

 

[strangepoetry]

Come hurr, I need ta talk ta ya bout sumthin...

​

 

[strangepoetry]

I think I had like 8 shots of jack daniels. So not so slow for me.

Thank GOD! Finally! You're drunk. Now I can take advantage of you.
Wonder if I've got time to get a ring on your finger before you sober up...

 

[strangepoetry]

Sorry, I'm already taken.

Aww shucks. Oh, is that what 'Partnered' means?
Sorry, I misunderstood.

Now, on top of everything else going on in my life, I gotta plan a KIDNAPPING?
One more thing on my plate. Damn you.
I'm too busy for this shit...

 

[strangepoetry]

The Tetris God casts His Judgment upon you ALL:
bwahahahhaaaaa...
[ame]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722[/ame]

 

[strangepoetry]

Night won't be slow for long...first I'm gonna Mikami... then I'm gonna illgetbi... but not until after I Reone... it's about to get pretty damn messy in here... I'm gonna ruthlessly you all...

I will show NO MERCY.

 

[strangepoetry]

kicks ass...

 

[strangepoetry]

^dude, Soon as I strapped on my leather chaps, crotchless speedo, whip, and gimp mask the freakin mods came running in screaming that there's no butt-naked raunchiness allowed in HT. Buzzy Buzzkills...made me put my clothes back on...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^dude, Soon as I strapped on my leather chaps, crotchless speedo, whip, and gimp mask the freakin mods came running in screaming that there's no butt-naked raunchiness allowed in HT. Buzzy Buzzkills...made me put my clothes back on...

I'll bet that's why my NFL Appreciation For Today's Gay Male thread has sparked such controversy. I can't help it if I want to rub my crotch in Troy Polamalu's hair while Lady GaGa's Bad Romance blares out of the stereo.



btw, may I borrow your assless chaps, StrangeP

 

[strangepoetry]

I'll bet that's why my NFL Appreciation For Today's Gay Male thread has sparked such controversy. I can't help it if I want to rub my crotch in Troy Polamalu's hair while Lady GaGa's Bad Romance blares out of the stereo.



btw, may I borrow your assless chaps, StrangeP

You can borrow anything you want if you speak french to me...I find it impossible to remain dressed in the presence of frenchy hotness...makes me all squishy inside... my sluttiness starts leaking out all over the place...

 

[LilBit]

Wanna see my balls?

 

[Esquire0399]

^ Yes.......

 

[LilBit]

 

[LilBit]

^So show us your balls.