Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[ryanmatt]

I could make love with this guy real easy. He's sexy & hot in my books.

After sucking on his tongue. I would suck his sexy toes, and than work up to that sweet prick.

I would sure feast on his sperm, all night long. He's hot!!!!

>NOTE AGAIN........THis thread belongs on page 7, under the guy sitting in front of the stove.

 

[alley]

I've always loved this guy- for reasons I can't say.

He'd better get that place cleaned up before mommy gets home or she'll have a shit.


Btw---leopard print is out?---damn, I need new sheets.

 

[chatolandia]

Apparently the Deer in the Headlights look is sexy...


I missed that memo

 

[wilecoyote]

Favorite. Thread. Of. All. Time. Period!

 

[bulge]

I like this kind of I-push-right-up-your-face kind of guys.

 

[Corny]

perfect .. 1st order and pay, 2nd pickup and take home!

oops - who is the lady in the background, and does she know about this picture?

this cute guy is still in the closet

skyscraper in the background, another tower in the foreground

and this one is just HOT

 

[alley]

and this one is just HOT

Such a nice hairy tummy---

 

[Corny]

this one hasn't head anything about decorations at all. just mindless stuff, nailed on the wall

this one is obviously out of the closet, but boy is his closet full, i hope there is a woman in that house, and it's not all his stuff!

while we are speaking about women .. DUDE this is no pose for a guy

now we are getting musical, here is some guy from some kind of rockfest. i guess ..ummm viking metal!

and now something with an instrument .. learn your lesson - nude pics with an instrument don't always work out. now if your trouser-snake would be bigger than your oboe, maybe you could impress us ok actually it isn't that small, but if you would have played a piccolo it would have even looked bigger

 

[Corny]

let's stick with the instrument theme for a little more

as i said before .. just an instrument doesn't make a good picture. and that weird fireplace crate makes me giggle

almost every rockband has done it - play in the nude, and cleverly cover your private parts with the instruments. maybe he is aiming for a career in porn rather than rock .. or maybe he just doesn't care - we are not complaining

if you have a ONS kind of hookup, and you arrive at HIS place just to find this "bed" .. would you stay?

or maybe you find those sexy drapes

while the last ones were almost criminal, those definitely are:

 

[erugrats]

let's stick with the instrument theme for a little more

while the last ones were almost criminal, those definitely are:

Yummy dick

 

[snapcat]

This daddy doesn't look too happy! I'm guessing that heinous sofa and white walls may have something to do with it!

 

[snapcat]

Somewhere, a witch with a wart on her nose is missing her sheets and pillows.

 

[snapcat]

OK, I'm just going to throw this one out for the rest of you to comment on. There are just too many fashion disasters going on here for me to even begin to start ...

 

[snapcat]

Anyone up for a game of Name That Tune?

This sort of gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm with the band!"

 

[snapcat]

It looks like some of our naked guys are still in bed or asleep this morning. Would one of my whores be so kind as to wake them up for today's festivities?

This last naked guy needs to wake-up and and go find his puppy dog. He left the doggie carrier open last night and puppy has had the run of the house!

 

[snapcat]

It's been a long night of partying for our naked guys ....

Some alcohol has been consumed ...

Some embarassing costumes were worn ...

Some table-dancing was performed ....

Would one of my whores please grab the aspirin, I'm sure some of our naked guys has a headache this morning!

 

[snapcat]

Red Alert!!!

We have a hand puppet eyeing this naked guy's dick!

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[snapcat]

It's "Play Night," and our naked guys are taking off their clothes and grabbing the guitar, again!

Too bad he's not grabbing those ridiculous drapes off of that wall!

 

[snapcat]

It's time to grab a beer ... in fact we have a bartender right here!

 

[snapcat]

So, go ahead and invite the friends over ....

Light up a cigarette ...

Get nekkid ....

And pretty soon you'll be pulling your pub just like this guy!