Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[snapcat]

And now one of my all-time favorite guys .....

It must be "Play Night" in Boise!

No, nothing says "love" quite like bouncing up and down on a hard cock, with a baby carrier on the coffee table!

Let's HOPE the baby carrier is EMPTY!

As you're spinning round and round on his cock, feel free to enjoy a tasty snack of Pringles Potato Chips.

And feel free to use all of the lotion you need for lube on the table to the left!

It looks like our "hottie" has just enjoyed a nice bowl of soup, so he'll have plenty of energy.

So, will anyone help me take this sofa out to the side of the road?

 

[snapcat]

You know, I never understood how some people have mirrors over the head of their beds. It's really dangerous...

Say one night you're having a really wild sack session, and the headboard hits the wall...and BAM! The mirror falls and hits someone smack over the head...

not good.

Very true, bloodletting can be a real turn-off outside of Play Night! You can say your safe word over and over but nothing will save you from the shards of glass!

 

[snapcat]

Awww thanks Snappy.....

I like the mirror...the guy can whisper this songlyrics right into my little ear...


I must be honest with you babe (just gotta be honest babe)
I love to watch the faces that you make (when we make love ooo wee)
But when I'm behind you holding your hips and you close your eyes and bite your lips
I can't see you so might I suggest a change
Now mama please don't think me strange for what I'm about to say
(please don't think me strange)
If you know anything bout me by now
you know I'm a freak just follow my lead




from the song "Mirror" by Ne-Yo

And now another one for Miss Ruby!

He's all primed and ready for a workout, Miss Ruby!

 

[syntax]

And now one of my all-time favorite guys .....

It must be "Play Night" in Boise!

Let's HOPE the baby carrier is EMPTY!

Snap, you made my day!

 

[CGHJ]

My new favorite thread, thanks Snapcat! Love the commentary!

RE: Playnite in Boise...the thing that make it as that expression. He couldn't be more disinterested, but he's got wood, so he's got to be interested in something. That or he took a Viagra about an hour ago, was about to jerk off, and then whatever he took the Viagra for fell through and now there's not anything interesting on TV, either. Oh well...I might as well keep my pants off and play with it anyway

 

[alley]

What is he gonna do with the Pringles cans

Dinner and a little nookie of course. No time to even change out of his uniform, or wash the motor oil off of his hands.

 

[snapcat]

Inevitably there comes a day in each young man's life when the idea of taking all of your clothes off for a pic seems like a good idea ...

But in the case of this young man, he seems to be re-evaluating that decision even as the camera clicks away!

This could be any dormitory this side of Flagstaff. Notice how the cool fluorescent lighting shines brilliantly off of his freshly shaved crotch.

No doubt this young man is on the prowl somewhere!

What do you think that he's majoring in? Any guesses?

 

[snapcat]

I don't think there's really much we can say about this one ...

Perhaps he just noticed a mouse running across the floor?

Who wants to bet that this pic has showed up multiple times on Craig's List?

 

[Corny]

hehe some fun pics .. i might have some more to add .. but you caption them - deal?

 

[snapcat]

Flexing your muscles seems to be a popular thing to do when posing with no clothes ...

I'm really not sure where to start with this young man. His artwork suggests that he is into body building, but that couch suggests that he might like to get lubed up on "Play Night."

Of course stacking paper on the radiator is always a good idea!

I think we need someone to go into this home for a window treatment intervention!

Any guesses as to what is causing the woody???

Now, aside from that goofy expression on his face, I'd say this guy is in good shape as far as room decor ....

In this case, I don't think the flexing is of any benefit at all. On the other hand, perhaps a few hours in the sunshine would do him the world of good.

 

[snapcat]

hehe some fun pics .. i might have some more to add .. but you caption - deal?

Oh yes, the classic nude skateboarder pic!

That appears as though it might be in a leather bar outside of Hamburg. LOL!

 

[TKNAKED]

Thank you Snapcat for your review of my relaxing moment.
Your comments are taken to heart and I feel pleased that you seemed to have liked the pics overall.

 

[snapcat]

^ TK, it was my pleasure - and thanks for playing with us!

We'll definitely be looking for some updates from you in the future!

 

[snapcat]

Once again, we have a music-themed nude to share with you all ...

Now, where do we begin? Once again we are in desperate need of some color on the walls. Why do naked guys seem to flock to white paint in such huge numbers? Someone call the Color Splash guy on HGTV! I'm guessing by looking at the water bowl on the floor that a puppy or kitty also calls this home. Poor animal! Perhaps we should have it's hearing tested if those drums are played with any real frequency. I'm also thinking the hat choice could be improved. Is that a Texaco cap??? I notice from the time code on the photo that this pic was taken after midnight. No real surprise there.

 

[chatolandia]

is he trying to hide his peepee with the guitar?


because he is failing

 

[snapcat]

is he trying to hide his peepee with the guitar?


because he is failing

I think we may have a new definition for "low-hangers!"

 

[chatolandia]

The poster in the background is just so....



classy?

 

[snapcat]

I think we can classify this pic under the heading of "what was he thinking?"

I'm sure someone has a caption that would go perfectly for this one. I just don't know WHERE to begin with this one?

 

[chatolandia]

he liked to masturbate to his wife's small trinket collector's catalog

 

[snapcat]

I think he needs a few more chachkies!