Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

If grandma knew what you were doing in front of her mirror, she would die all over again.

 

[KaraBulut]

Clean your mirror. Clean. Your. Mirror.

 

[Rand]

talk about product placement ~

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[KaraBulut]

So, when your wife was designing this "shabby chic" French Provencial bedroom, did she have "pit fetish" in mind?

 

[KaraBulut]

I'm getting "There's Something About Mary" hair gel vibes here. Hair gel is much cheaper when you buy in it paintbuckets, apparently.

 

[KaraBulut]

Another one who was liberal with the hair gel this morning. On another subject, why is the fusebox in his bedroom?

 

[KaraBulut]

So, it's nice that you've been working out and want to show us your body. However, it might be nice to use those muscles to pick up that couch and get the rid of that bump in the carpet before someone trips on it. And out of curiosity, why is there a dead branch with stripped bark on the side of the couch?

 

[KaraBulut]

Namaste and Go Bulls.

 

[Rand]

if not for the phone, I might think this was a throw-back pic ~ dirty mirror and all; though I do like the smile

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[KaraBulut]

if not for the phone, I might think this was a throw-back pic ~ dirty mirror and all; though I do like the smile

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"The poolboy has been in your bathroom for a long time."

 

[KaraBulut]

Boxed dinnerware.

 

[KaraBulut]

Embrace "science".

The Science Of Tanning Your Taint

Don’t call it the “place where the sun don’t shine” anymore

medium.com

 

[KaraBulut]

Don't look now but there's some sort of penis-eating alien tentacle behind you. Run!

 

[KaraBulut]

Look behind you. Run!

 

[Rand]

Is he locked in a museum or does is his daddy a gentleman of refinement?

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[KaraBulut]

^Do you think he might be gay?

 

[KaraBulut]

 

[KaraBulut]

Well, that's inviting but there's a piece of industrial ventilation system over in the corner. That makes me a little suspicious of what I may be getting myself into here.

 

[KaraBulut]

That's a nifty trick but I'm a little weirded out by watching you self-suck in the baby's nursery. I suppose that container of Johnson's Baby Bath to your right in the photo might be handy, but it's a little too fetish-y. Why do I get the feeling that diapers, pacifiers and baby powdered bottoms might be involved at some point?

 

[KaraBulut]

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.