Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

 

[jaysizzles]

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.

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Even though this guy has a hot butt, I liked the post mainly because Chicago is one of my all time favorite movies, and especially that dance scene.

 

[KaraBulut]

You can tell a lot from looking at a person's bookshelf. This bookshelf says, "I need to make a trip to Ikea and buy a bigger bookshelf".

 

[KaraBulut]

Wow. There's a lot going on here. The lighting fixture seems to be precariously hanging by a cord. The lamp is leaning. The shiplap looks like actual shiplap and not the stuff that housewives buy after watching HGTV because it's trendy. You just know this guy has a bong on the bedside table. And somehow, in a weird coincidence, the guitar and his dick are leaning at the same angle.

 

[Rand]

someone celebrating a birthday?

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[cityboy-stl]

someone celebrating a birthday?

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Needs some of his personal cream on top of that cake!

 

[KaraBulut]

someone celebrating a birthday?

His message to you is, "Blow".

 

[KaraBulut]

"I think I can. I think I can."

 

[KaraBulut]

"Here I am, in our bedroom with my wife's purse and the family dog and the oversized Teddy Bear looking at my ass longingly. Teddy wants to tap that."

 

[Rand]

couples that pose together stay together ~

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[KaraBulut]

How do we know this guy is straight? The lack of pictures on the wall is a clue. The fact that he didn't get the edge straight when he painted the bedroom wall dark blue. But the biggest clue is that he's wearing a woman's denim vest which was a 2020 trend for 20-something women. The spaceman tattoo might also be a clue but I don't have a good explanation why anyone would have one.

 

[KaraBulut]

One of these things is not like the others.

 

[KaraBulut]

The tornado was so strong that it tore the clothes off him and created great disarray on the floor around him.

 

[kernmtnmike]

And it looks like we have time for one more guy right now, so please welcome Guy #5 ...

This might just fall under the "What Was He Thinking?" heading!

Now, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I definitely wouldn't be taking a nude pic with that gawdawful mesh light thingee hanging over the head of the bed.

I'm not sure if the slut red paint on the wall is the most soothing color to see right before beddy bye.

Perhaps an investment in a nice bedside table is in order?

Great nuts.

 

[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

This one has to be straight, too. Only a straight guy would take a picture of his dick while inexplicably having 3 cans of soda and a Big Gulp within inches of his toilet and toilet brush.

 

[KaraBulut]

...Now, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I definitely wouldn't be taking a nude pic with that gawdawful mesh light thingee hanging over the head of the bed...

There is something about these guys and string lights in their bedroom.

 

[steve621]

There is something about these guys and string lights in their bedroom.

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at least the last two were put up neatly

 

[KaraBulut]

at least the last two were put up neatly

Or they could just be covering the fact that they didn't use an edger when they painted the walls of their bedrooms!

 

[KaraBulut]

Well... he may not have great taste in tattoos... or art... but he probably tastes good?