Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

Jesus!

 

[pornoboy]

​

 

[KaraBulut]

 

[KaraBulut]

Run, Teddy, run. This is not going to end well.

 

[Alistair]

I’m borrowing this one from bigcannon because it really needs to be shared.

I hope he’s in the basement and his hot water heater isn’t in the living room. And the stain on the floor might be why he’s naked.

 

[KaraBulut]

^ That appears to be a UNC logo on the cap, so that gives us an idea of where he may be.

Let's also hope that is an electric water heater since it's resting on the floor. Let's also hope that it's in a garage because it doesn't appear to be on a drain pan.

Living in a space next to a tank full of hot water. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[KaraBulut]

It's a hunch but it appears that red might be his favorite color.

 

[KaraBulut]

So, he's lying naked on the bathroom vanity, with his ass on a towel over the sink. I don't think I need to know anything more.

 

[Rand]

having a party ~

​

 

[KaraBulut]

Next recurring theme: Religious tattoos on gay porn stars.

Reflection 1:
Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.



Reflection 2:
Leviticus 19:28 (KJV): Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.


Oops.

 

[KaraBulut]

Today's Reflection - Nelson (gallery here: https://www.justusboys.com/eyecandy_24171-nelson-sean_cody.html)

Reflection 1:

Philippians 4:13 (KJV) : I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

Reflection 2:

From the Sean Cody website:
Well, not only is he a walking precum machine but he’s also a big shooter — blowing his load all over his chest, onto his nipples, and over his shoulders!

Amen.

 

[KaraBulut]

I asked a friend, "Why does this guy have an mohel plushie on his crotch?". My friend pointed out that it was The Penguin from Batman.

I'm no closer to understanding "Why", though.

 

[KaraBulut]

Eventually, it's time to stop masturbating and instead, focus on cleaning your room.

 

[pornoboy]

​

 

[KaraBulut]

Based upon the nearby bottle of lotion, we can assume that this chair serves a particular purpose. I do not want to know about that stain on the lampshade. Nope.

 

[KaraBulut]

There's something ironic about a porn model posting pictures from his childhood bedroom with the unframed awards thumbtacked onto the wall.

 

[KaraBulut]

Good for him for Winnie The Poohing a little health promotion in the fight against diabetes!

 

[KaraBulut]

New recurring theme: guys in military drag posing with an assault rifle and an erection.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[KaraBulut]

The seafoam green wall strikes again!

 

[Rand]

sea-foam again?

​