Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

One of these things is not like the others.

The sad thing is that I think I know which beach this is.

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Oh look. He brought a friend this time!

 

[Rand]

what a wonderful smile, what a confusing picture ~ he is standing on stairs taking a picture into a mirror with a mirror behind?

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[KaraBulut]

Oh, dear.

 

[KaraBulut]

Lots of wood... except where it counts.

 

[pornoboy]

total body shaving..!??


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[Rand]

even wearing pearls he looks sad ~

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[KaraBulut]

even wearing pearls he looks sad ~

That hair makes me sad.

 

[KaraBulut]

Straight people dancing at weddings is always good for a funny post:

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[KaraBulut]

Hopefully those mirrors aren't as dirty as the carpet.

Clean your carpet. Clean. Your. Carpet.

 

[KaraBulut]

Recurring theme: straight guys sucking in their guts and doing a side-pose with a stiffie.

 

[Alistair]

Well, put on your scarf and come over my house you won’t be lonely for long.

 

[Rand]

another 'I'm not sure where he's at' photo

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[KaraBulut]

When he's not taking naked pictures on his couch, Brian likes to frequent Starving Artists Shows.

 

[KaraBulut]

He appears to be in a bed but why are there two Sony speakers next to the headboard?

 

[KaraBulut]

Nice enough but why does the ceiling have shiplap and a metal frame? And why is the ceiling so low?

And a point of historical reference: why did straight guys ever decide that having a goatee, hairy legs, hairy pits, a hairy chest and a hairy belly but a shaved pubic area was the way to go?

 

[pornoboy]

Major Tom..??


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[Rand]

are you suppose to ask prior to taking a picture in the locker room? Perky nipples ~

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[KaraBulut]

How is it that one ends up wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a red pouch-thong, taking a phone pic one's dick in a mirror while the Virgin Mary looks on in the corner?

 

[pornoboy]

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[Rand]

at least it isn't on the mirror ~

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