Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Rand]

big hair ~ puzzled look

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[KaraBulut]

When he mentioned he liked to go cruising, I should have known that it wasn't the Mustang that he was talking about.

 

[Rand]

He is standing in front of an open door, there looks to be a dishwasher in the background. Where is he, I've dishes that need washing.

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[KaraBulut]

I'm game, Juan, but after we're done, we're off to Home Depot to replace that avocado tub. It's time.

 

[KaraBulut]

If I say, "Yes, they make you look fat.", will you take the underwear off?

 

[Rand]

reminds me of the statue of David that Florida declared pornography

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[Riverrick]

If I say, "Yes, they make you look fat.", will you take the underwear off?

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Funny.

He worked so hard on that shot, turning just right, holding in his gut, pushing up his shirt.

 

[KaraBulut]

Funny.

He worked so hard on that shot, turning just right, holding in his gut, pushing up his shirt.

Exactly.

If he took off the underwear, he could qualify for the "straight guys sucking in their guts and doing a side-pose with a stiffie" theme.

 

[KaraBulut]

Judging by the sling, I suspect he's going to be asking for "a favor". And it probably doesn't involve watering the plants.

 

[KaraBulut]

reminds me of the statue of David that Florida declared pornography

The pose is like Michelangelo's David.

But it's also like this:

 

[KaraBulut]

I might... but all that découpage is just a little unsettling.

 

[Rand]

the couple that poses together ~ one so pale and one with the blush of ~

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[Rand]

how can so much temptation be wrapped in such innocence?

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[KaraBulut]

The tacked-on sheets in lieu of curtains. The adventure-fantasy reading materials. I bet there's Renaissance Fair and DND costumes in his closet, too.

 

[KaraBulut]

If only grandma knew what you do in her spare bedroom...

 

[Alistair]

The tacked-on sheets in lieu of curtains. The adventure-fantasy reading materials. I bet there's Renaissance Fair and DND costumes in his closet, too.

Probably a sword and nunchucks too

 

[Riverrick]

The tacked-on sheets in lieu of curtains. The adventure-fantasy reading materials. I bet there's Renaissance Fair and DND costumes in his closet, too.

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I'm trying to figure out how you read the titles of those books.

 

[KaraBulut]

 

[KaraBulut]

The green wall strikes again.

 

[KaraBulut]

A surprising number of these pictures have homemade wall painting and découpage. This one appears to be the artistic musings of a teenager, though. Either he's still living in his childhood bedroom or one of the kids is posting revenge porn.