Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

We three kings of Orient are...

 

[pigface]

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A surprising number of these pictures have homemade wall painting and découpage. This one appears to be the artistic musings of a teenager, though. Either he's still living in his childhood bedroom or one of the kids is posting revenge porn.

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That doesn't look posed, it looks like he was taken without much warning by the person with the camera. And it isn't overtly risqué. While it may be taboo in North America, nudity, or partial nudity around the house with family isn't an issue in many other cultures and countries.

 

[pigface]

We three kings of Orient are...

Smoking on a rubber cigar,
It was loaded,
It exploded....

 

[KaraBulut]

That doesn't look posed, it looks like he was taken without much warning by the person with the camera. And it isn't overtly risqué. While it may be taboo in North America, nudity, or partial nudity around the house with family isn't an issue in many other cultures and countries.

Except that appears to be a Dr Pepper can on the table and on the wall is written "happy day". The presence of a humidifier also points toward a child's room.

That lowers the list of countries where Daddy might be running around naked.

 

[KaraBulut]

Olive green wall, but green, nevertheless. The contents of the white wire cart are puzzling.

The crow's foot ceiling stomp adds to the overall distracting tableau, although it doesn't quite cover that bad drywall seam.

That said, he's welcome to invite me over to watch a few dozen movies from that shelf. We can even use that cleaning tool that is leaning up against the shelf if we make a mess on the floor.

 

[Riverrick]

We three kings of Orient are...

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I hate those new fabric headboards.

They're going to look cheesy in a few short years.

 

[cityboy-stl]

I hate those new fabric headboards.

They're going to look cheesy in a few short years.

As well as dirty. Those headboards are not easy to clean.

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And.....on another topic....
What is so bad about green walls?

 

[KaraBulut]

And.....on another topic....
What is so bad about green walls?

They're not bad, per se. There just seems to be something about green walls that inspires straight men to take off clothes and celebrate Palm Sunday in front of a camera. Of note, it doesn't seem that the gay guys have as many green walls.

There also seems to be something that turns on guys about spanking it in their parents' or grandparents' bedroom. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you can tune out the painted art on the walls, the frilly pillows and French provincial furniture.

 

[KaraBulut]

Clean your mirror. Clean. Your. Mirror.

 

[KaraBulut]

Now this is the way a room should look- orderly, clean, everything in its place. No green walls. Clean mirror.

 

[KaraBulut]

If every picture tells a story, then what is the story behind how this guy ended up dropping trou in a bucolic setting and how they ended up taking a picture with his little buddy?

 

[Rand]

Now this is the way a room should look- orderly, clean, everything in its place. No green walls. Clean mirror.

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Now are those flying fish or dildos in the light fixture?










and here we have the attack of orange ~ what decade was this from ? or is this suppose to be promoting a college team, don't see any logo ~ and the toilette-paper is on backwards!

 

[KaraBulut]

^Is he trying to tattoo all the zodiac signs on his body?

I find it disturbing that his trash can, toilet seat and toilet brush are all matchy-matchy. Although I do have one suggestion:

 

[KaraBulut]

Everything about this picture says "hashish and patchouli oil".

 

[KaraBulut]

How about I pay to have those tattoos removed instead?

 

[KaraBulut]

Ah, the "landing strip" from the 90s.

 

[Rand]

he looks puzzled, like he thinks the phone adds 10 pounds ~ and subtracts 2 inches

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[Riverrick]

...... and the toilette-paper is on backwards!

Isn't that annoying?

 

[KaraBulut]

I don't know which is scarier: the skeleton over his shoulder or those throw pillows.

 

[KaraBulut]

and here we have the attack of orange ~ what decade was this from ? or is this suppose to be promoting a college team, don't see any logo ~ and the toilette-paper is on backwards!

Oh- a matching bathrobe!




And a seafoam green wall!