Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[KaraBulut]

Corn. Hole.

 

[Rand]

^^crawling the gauntlet ~ whilst the ones above are farting their best
is that a pink bottle of pepto-bismol?

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[KaraBulut]

is that a pink bottle of pepto-bismol?

LOL. You must have fair skin.

It's likely Calamine. Used for lightening dark skin.

Irish Spring. Dove Bar. Toilet tissue instead of makeup sponges. Straight!

$5 says there's Axe Body Spray somewhere on that counter.

 

[Thad1527]

Calamine is more often used for poison ivy. But he looks unscathed to me.

 

[KaraBulut]

Calamine is more often used for poison ivy.

By white people.

Seriously, in other countries where people have brown skin, it's sold as "Lacto-Calamine" and it's used for lightening dark spots and acne spots. Women can even use the white (not pink) calamine for a foundation under make-up.

I wouldn't recommending using this as an applicator, however.

 

[KaraBulut]

Will someone call me when this Barbie thing is over?

 

[Rand]

So this must be a high-end locker room, he is standing in the doorway of the bathroom looking out at a full-length mirror ~ wow, just wow

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[Alistair]

Will someone call me when this Barbie thing is over?

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The weirdly shaved pipes are disturbing and the cock ring looks extremely painful, but isn’t the point of a cock ring is to make your cock bigger?

 

[KaraBulut]

So this must be a high-end locker room, he is standing in the doorway of the bathroom looking out at a full-length mirror ~ wow, just wow

My money is on it being a Manhattan or DC hotel room based upon the towels under the sink and the travertine floors.

His "client" who paid for the room must have fallen asleep.

 

[KaraBulut]

... isn’t the point of a cock ring is to make your cock bigger?

Keep in mind who the competition is:

 

[KaraBulut]

Ah, the memories returning home for Christmas, sleeping in one's childhood bedroom.

 

[Rand]

did he rip off his girlfriends / boyfriends picture off the mirror? Is that the weird distortion?

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just some friendly help in keeping up appearances ~ the lights, OMG, the lights ~

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maybe he needed a friend to help keep things down ~ sparse looking room

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[KaraBulut]

 

[Alistair]

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2 for 1 deal. A comforter and an outfit

 

[Rand]

morphing into an real asset

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[pigface]

I've never seen a ken or barbie in real life, but judging by that picture, Mattel save production costs by only moulding one set of legs, that go on both ken and barbie.

 

[smokeshadow]

nice use of a concrete storm drain

 

[KaraBulut]

If Bud Light encourages this behavior, boycott those who are boycotting Bud Light.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Keep in mind who the competition is:

So Barbie has Ken in a Chasity Belt. Who knew they were so kinky?

 

[KaraBulut]

So Barbie has Ken in a Chasity Belt. Who knew they were so kinky?

Um... I wouldn't assume that Barbie was responsible.