Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[pornoboy]

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[Rand]

he seems puzzled

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[Alistair]

There’s so many fails in this picture. The dirty mirror, the shaved pubes, the Starbucks phone case, the crooked frame. It had so much potential.

 

[smokeshadow]

^^without a decent look at the floor, I can't determine if the frame is crooked or not. The bricks could easily follow the line of the foundation, which has settled differently from the floor.

 

[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

Geez, pick just one fetish to focus on.

 

[pornoboy]

Quite right..!​

 

[KaraBulut]

Speaking of hung... why is the blow dryer on the floor? A hot blow dryer on a synthetic carpet... he can't afford a hook to hang it on the wall?

 

[pornoboy]

Speaking of hung... why is the blow dryer on the floor? A hot blow dryer on a synthetic carpet... he can't afford a hook to hang it on the wall?

well, has nothing to do with the fact that he is hung - pic maybe taken in a hotelroom...
I put my finger on the blowdryer it`s cold - was it used for a blowjob..??

 

[Rand]

Alistair & Smokeshadow, I'm not certain it is a frame, I think just poster-board stuck on the wall ~ looks like individual pictures pinned to it
Connor again as Alistair provided his name, address, etc ~ the lights, the work desk with art, the medals hanging by the bed??

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[KaraBulut]

Alistair & Smokeshadow, I'm not certain it is a frame, I think just poster-board stuck on the wall ~ looks like individual pictures pinned to it
Connor again as Alistair provided his name, address, etc ~ the lights, the work desk with art, the medals hanging by the bed??

Connor Wood is the alias. In real life, he's a college swimmer, ergo the medals.

String lights earns him a regular place here on the funny nudes thread.

 

[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

Someone bought up all the brown and beige towels at the Bed Bath & Beyond clearance sale.

 

[Rand]

talk about a dirty mirror ~

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[fredroy]

talk about a dirty mirror ~

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He's doing a great job of it.

 

[Riverrick]

That

talk about a dirty mirror ~

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That Windex that he's using doesn't seem to be helping.

 

[KaraBulut]

His last few Grindr dates are stored in those boxes and the black cabinet.

 

[Alistair]

More dirty mirrors

 

[KaraBulut]

More dirty mirrors

I'm intrigued by the use of porch lights on his headboard, one of which serves double duty as a hat rack.

 

[pigface]

^^but still too much junque stacked around the lavatory

I was going to say that's a hand-basin. But upon looking it up, I see in north america "lavatory" means washing basin, whereas to us and Britain, it refers to the sit-upon toilet.
This difference could lead to some unfortunate miscommunications!