Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Rand]

1) is he posing to impress? I just want to cuddle with him ~
2) where is he, in a house, apartment, hotel room?

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[goldenmoth]

a horse indeed

 

[pornoboy]

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[Alistair]

Now that’s some shag carpet

 

[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

The curtains might not match the carpet but the curtains kind of match the curtains.

 

[pornoboy]

Dr. Jekyll and Mrs Hide...


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[KaraBulut]

First apartment nostalgia... bedspread from your teenage bedroom, clothes on the floor, weight bench in your bedroom and a 24x7 boner.

 

[pornoboy]

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[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

^The nice thing about ugly, busy wallpaper is that you can always change it.

 

[Rand]

Now is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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[KaraBulut]

Now is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

No wonder he has that old-school room deodorizer on the chest of drawers.

Among the things that your mother should have warned you about is not to hook up with a guy with a knife in his pocket and dead animal parts on the floor and walls of his bedroom. You could be next.

 

[Alistair]

The curtains might not match the carpet but the curtains kind of match the curtains.

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Why is there pancake syrup in the living room

 

[pornoboy]

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[Rand]

working late at the shoe store?

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[KaraBulut]

^More likely, working late on OnlyFans to pay for shoes. The latest trend is to display your athletic shoes on an open rack as if it were gold chains or other bling.

I have gym friends who could look at that shoe rack and tell you what brand hey are and when the shoe was made. It's an expensive addiction.

 

[pornoboy]

look at my clean mirror..!


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[KaraBulut]

Candles on a shelf directly over the couch. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[PalacePaul]