Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Alistair]

Lazy lazy lazy. Dirty mirror, dead plant and can’t even take the price take off mirror behind you. I don’t think you’ll put any effort into me sucking that long dick

 

[Rand]

two examples of holding the camera level

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even though in the 2nd pic, he looks rather puzzled and has his head cocked ~

 

[pornoboy]

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[Alistair]

^ I hope that’s his son’s room and shame on him if it is

 

[KaraBulut]

^ I hope that’s his son’s room and shame on him if it is

It used to be that if a guy had a bunch of DND stuff in his room, he was kinky and slutty.

I suspect that Pokémon is the new DND.

 

[KaraBulut]

Clean your mirror. Clean. Your. Mirror.

 

[KaraBulut]

Recurring themes: Why is there a roll of toilet paper sitting there?

 

[Rand]

there is so much wrong ~ so much to ignore

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[pornoboy]

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[Rand]

a minimalist I suppose ~ just bed, exercise bike & TV ~ I suppose a dog too unless that is a sex-toy in front of the windows with no drapes
~ and still the mirror needs cleaning

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[pornoboy]

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[Rand]

1) such innocence ~ his expression seems to say ~ "this is all there is" ~ it looks to be enough

2) is he holding his hair down? Was it getting stiff too?

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[KaraBulut]

 

[KaraBulut]

Clean your room.

 

[pornoboy]

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[KaraBulut]

The upraised thumb means that he's looking for a ride. Maybe when you're done with him, give him a ride to Walmart to buy sheets and curtains?

 

[Rand]

sea-foam green?

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[Riverrick]

Clean your room.

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Its funny how we can only see the dirty room in this picture. Doesn't he know gay guys by now?

In order of preference:
1.) Clean room
2.) Hot body

 

[Rand]

the mirror appears to have writing on it ~ but that's not what has me worried

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[KaraBulut]

There's always a remote control sitting nearby.