Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Sniffademskidz]

Now I know what is meant by the expression "stuck between a rock and a hard place!"

 

[Michaelja36]

LOOK… The curtains match the drapes…

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's not what you think!

The zip on my fly is jammed and this guy is just helping me out (of the jeans!)"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As I have said on many an occasion the English language is open to misinterpretation!

Whoever publishes these things should bear that in mind!

Just look at point 3!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When Damon applied for a job at Poundstretcher management saw a chance to diversify and the idea of launching a new chain of stores called ARSESTRETCHER was born!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That tricky moment when your friend asks you a question and you want to respond but your mother always told you never to talk with your mouth full!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey babe! Thank goodness you're here at last!

I've had such a shit day! I feel like a pin cushion! Nothing but injections all day long!

-Well if i pull the screens round your bed I'll happily give you your protein injection and take your temperature rectally with my special thermometer!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That moment when you're playing "Twister "with the guys but you get bored with the board and decide to take things to the couch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That's one amazing inmovation that I hope catches on!

Having the news headlines printed on the briefs of some tight-arsed horndog who is willing to show his ass to any big businessman who needs a quick update on the state of the markets!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "market niche!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Britain and Italy were in the second row of nations when it came to seniority in the EU France and Germany being in the first row!

However as you can see there ARE some advantages to finding yourself in the second row!