Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Sniffademskidz]

When people come to Britain from other countries seeking employment the primary consideration is normally making enough money to support their families!

It's therefore very important for them to understand phrases such as:

"To make ends meet!"

Photos like this can be a very useful aid to teaching!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If people talk to their plants to make them grow maybe I can do the same to my todger.....and there's only fifteen minutes before my Grindr date pitches up!

 

[pornoboy]

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[Sniffademskidz]

That embarrassing moment when you've finished tiling your client's bathroom and take a photo of yoir handiwork to promote your business but said client has decided that he's going to fuck you before you leave the premises.....value for money and all thay!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

British rail ticket inspectors were so used to Matt's not having bought the required ticket for his journey that they had reached an unspoken agreement by mutual consent!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Amazon drivers deliver loads of packages all over the country and every so often a grateful customer will show his appreciation by delivering his own load in the back.of the van!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We hear about people starving to death in the world's trouble spots all the time and if there's one thing I hate it's people who waste food!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Can we all please stand to sing hymn number 258?!"

"We plough the fields and scatter the good seed on the land!"

You will find the words on the big screen!

Oh fuck! I've loaded the wrong video!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-As you have chosen to do a degree in environmental studies Peter the first thing you have to know is that synthetic rubber is not biodegradable so the back seat of my car is a condom and Dildo free zone!

-Sure Professor! You're the boss!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you have the same effect on that clapped out old banger as you are having on me it'll be up and running in no time!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When two hot guys from different countries end up together on a train crossing Europe the term "interrailing" takes on a whole new meaning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What are you doing in this part of the train!

It is reserved for aggressive pets!

-Well I have just been involved in some pretty savage dogging if that counts!

 

[pornoboy]

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[Sniffademskidz]

"A black hole is a region of space so intense that nothing ,not even.light , can escape, occurring when massive matter is packed into a tight area!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Use the world's resources wisely!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Do you need a hand mate!?

-No I'm fine thanks!

-How about a tongue then!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can I borrow a cup of sugar mate!?

-Right out of sugar I'm afraid but I've got plenty of cream if you fancy it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Excuse me Sir but my nuts are a bit rusty! Do you have any lubricant!?

-Oh yes young man! Indeed I do!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tiannamen Square 1989

Spain 2026!

The nature of protesting has certainly changed!