Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm not an advocate of sending young offenders to an institution!

Much more productive to get them to help out in the local area!

How about fit young fuckers like this one grinding their arses into the woodwork and calling the initiative:

"STENCH ON A BENCH!"

Now that's what I call "Community Service!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Congratulations Billie the headmaster informs me that you passed all your exams with flying colours and you are a straight A student!

-Well he got it half right! I did get top marks in my exams!

-What do you mean!

-Well you're the teacher! Work it out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Where ignorance is bliss 'tis folly to be wise!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody remember that song by "the Cribs"

"See things from a different angle!"

 

[pornoboy]

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[Sniffademskidz]

"You can always tell a man by his banana!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When the legal aid lawyer is left alone in a cell with a prisoner who has been in isolation for two months with not the merest sniff of a funky musky manhole this photo gives new meaning to the phrase:

"A flying visit!"

 

[gustavo73]

 

[gustavo73]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Not sure I could compete with George Russell at Backgammon but "porking the back passage"- now that's more my line!"

 

[pornoboy]

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[Sniffademskidz]

"Yep! The proof of the pudding is in the eating!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Even though there's many a good tune played on an old organ!"

 

[Michaelja36]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Keanu Reeves 1991 .....young, dumb and full of cum!

Unknown hunk 2026...young, hung and ready for my tongue!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you get your houseboy to do the chores wearing a diaper!?

-Well I do address him as "baby boy" all the time so it kinda seems right!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR FIFTEEN QUID!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

An increasing number of galleries are making exhibits "interactive" in an effort to attract more punters!

Clearly the story of "Prometheus Bound" is no exception!

 

[pornoboy]

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[Sniffademskidz]

British beef certainly gets the "thumbs up" and it looks as if you could get plenty of thumbs up that humungous arse!