Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[hello3]

And for my next trick, I'm going to balance a branch using just my dick ....

strangely
i find this hot

 

[Glafna]

You got the e-mail of the guy in the black???/


Now that, my friends, by balancing a branch on his dick, is how we are shown the definition of 'rock hard cock'.


Only one explanation for the guy, looking at a girl on the computer, to suck his own dick.... Hello sex change!!!! I mean, it isn't like he's gonna go to a bar to get practice. Lol.

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

what is crag's list, never hear of it.. btw the pictures are funny and hot

 

[Corny]

FYI: being nude in public is not per se illegal in germany. only if someone complains, you will be asked to dress yourself, but you won't go to jail (if you obey the command).
so it is not forbidden in general, but it is definately allowed here:

- on most beaches
- in certain cloth-free areas .. sometimes in the middle of the city (englischer garten, münchen)
- on your private property

 

[CGHJ]

https://forums.justusboys.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=226420&d=1210524295
Notice that he has a pic of a naked girl on his computer, yet he's sucking his own dick......

LOL, every straight guy I know wishes he could suck his own dick. I believe the standard phrase every single one of them uses is "If I could do that, I'd never leave the house," meaning they'd be sitting their sucking their own dicks all day long. If you want to try and picture that.

 

[snapcat]

Now while I wouldn't necessarily employ this naked guy as my decorator, I could find some "other" uses for his considerable talents ...

That bedspread is just plain hideous, but those abs and cock more than make up for it.

Odds this pic was taken in a hotel room: 99%

 

[snapcat]

Which brings us to our next angry naked guy ....

I'm willing to bet this guys wife was in charge of the decorating in this house.

The baby pictures in the background add a rather surreal unpleasantness to the composition; that, along with the angry look on his face.

And what was SHE thinking, putting those ugly plastic flowers in such a huge vase? Was there a sale at Big Lots that weekend?

 

[snapcat]

Now for a change of pace!

I've entitled this photograph "Not Naked YET!"

But if there is any justice in this world, they will be buck-nekkid very soon!

 

[snapcat]

And for this next series of photographs, I've decided to name them "Rolling a Joint While Half Naked."

But I'm sure you all can come up with some better captions, so let'er rip!

 

[snapcat]

I swear, our naked guys put the damndest things up their asses!

So, can I have some volunteers to fuck these guys before they find some bottle or vegetable to poke into their butt? This really is all about their protection, after all!

Can I get a volunteer to fuck this guy, too?

And we have two more asses that need fucking. Can I get a couple of volunteers here?

 

[chatolandia]

Now you bring the asses!!

the wall at the joint guy's picture

 

[snapcat]

Now you bring the asses!!

the wall at the joint guy's picture

I'm wondering what that brown ooze is on the wall!

I'm guessing this pic was taken in his dungeon!

LOL!

 

[ronboy]

Elvin, I don't know where you're finding these guys, but.....KEEP IT UP!
(respectfully requested by moi...)

 

[faizina]

Let's play the Caption Game!

Why is this guy so angry?

Who took my underpants!

 

[RobertE]

OMG! When I first saw this picture I was thinking, now why would he just have an empty couch! ROFL!!!!

 

[39dale]

Instead of "what was he thinking" I said to myself "what was I missing". I had never checked out this thread but someone posted a link to it on another thread I go to all the time so I checked it out. THANKS! Did not have time to read all of the captions but I will be back. Personal favorite was the "find the marine" Thanks for all the hard work you put into the captions.

 

[snapcat]

Thanks so much for posting, guys! This has been a lot of fun!

Which brings us to our next naked guy ....

It appears something is "up" out in the tool shed!

I think this guy gets the award for the widest dick in the thread so far!

 

[snapcat]

In our next installment of "Naked in Public," we find this stud showing off his impressive pee pee on the bus ..... will someone please find out where this bus is? I want to climb on board!

 

[snapcat]

I'll entitle this next series, "Naked Frat Guys Showing Us How To Party!"

Now, clearly this frat guy knows how to party naked!

Who wants to volunteer to fuck this guy first?

And it appears that our next naked frat guy has resorted to the old reliable prop - the guitar - for his modesty piece. Too bad it didn't cover up that heinous quilt!

I'm wondering how much porn is stashed in those trays under the bed?

You know, I'm starting to wonder what goes on in this attic!

For me, the liquor bottle in this naked guys hand really makes the picture an instant classic. It almost makes you forget the awful mess hiding in the closet.

Now, really, who here simply hasn't chugged some Billy Beer while bare-assed nekkid sitting atop a hideous sofa?

 

[AbnormalDann]

I don't happen to see any of your latests photos Snapcat :'(