Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[alley]

As for our next nekkid guy, you whores better form the line behind me! Me likey this daddy!

I'd give him something other than an old phonograph to wrap his arms around!

So--what's the point of the victrola----I would love to the that horn though.

 

[hello3]

i think this guy is hot!
except that he looks very orange
might want to work on a more natural tan

 

[M4P]

i think this guy is hot!
except that he looks very orange
might want to work on a more natural tan

He's a snack

BULLSEYE!

 

[snapcat]

Please tell me he's not putting toothpaste on that dildo to lube it up!

I wonder if that heinous bedspread was a memento from his last visit to Dollywood? I'm not sure that even Dolly Parton would be selling something that ugly.

 

[snapcat]

Daddy!!!!!!!

Now, clearly, this little top daddy is much more yummy. I would be as giddy as my new puppy dog to get nekkid in this room!

 

[snapcat]

I could be wrong here, but I think this guy just got naked in a comic book shop. Does that happen often?

 

[alley]

I could be wrong here, but I think this guy just got naked in a comic book shop. Does that happen often?

Anyone see "40 year old Virgin"--cause I think it was based on this guy.

 

[Glafna]

And some were just too odd for words ....

This sort of confirms that we do need more activities at our nation's trailer parks. Clearly, they have waaaaayyyyy too much time on their hands.

LOL!

I do believe thats from the set of either Meet the Spartans or 300.

 

[Glafna]

i think this guy is hot!
except that he looks very orange
might want to work on a more natural tan

Don't care if he gets a tan... just wanna see him nekid.

 

[Glafna]

All I can think of... is how much that probably hurt.

 

[snapcat]

Attention Whores!
Naked men are having to suck their own dicks again!
We can't have this!

Could I please have some whores volunteer to step up to the plate and do the only right thing there is to do - suck this naked guy's dick?
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[snapcat]

OK, here's what I want to know ..... what's with this hand reaching down from the ceiling to grab this naked guy?

 

[Circe Infuria]

OK, here's what I want to know ..... what's with this hand reaching down from the ceiling to grab this naked guy?

It's Ceiling Cat humanized....

 

[dwc1]

If the guy in pic number 2 cums on the cat that definitely needs to be in a video, hilarious.

 

[wilecoyote]

Sorry about your loss.




And thanks for the continued hilarity and hottness with these pics.

 

[FullMonty]

I had to turn this one around and repost... I mean the guy is just fucking beautiful and that cock appears even bigger the right way round!!

Now that's what I call a COCK!!

 

[steve621]

Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

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Originally Posted by snapcat
OK, here's what I want to know ..... what's with this hand reaching down from the ceiling to grab this naked guy?


if he were in my room with his cock out, i'd be grabbing him too

 

[snapcat]

Oh my goodness, can we just talk about these boxer shorts for a moment?

 

[snapcat]

I think '97 was a very good year!

 

[snapcat]

The walls, and even the hat are white. Do straight guys not know about the entire color palate?