Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[seven2go]

I see his balls but where is his dick?

Maybe he pounded his dick up his ass with the hammer FIRST.......

 

[Kyanimal]

HA! Reminds me of the time I was a sophomore in High School, at Summer Chorus Camp, in a college dorm, with showers similar to this. Someone got the brilliant idea of turning all the showers to HOT, and making it a "steam room". Someone else got the idea of putting a towel over the central drain. There were 8 of us, or more, in there whooping, splashing, and "carrying on".

One of the counselors happened to walk into the other section of the bathrooms just as the water was creeping over the 4" sill of the shower room.

Oh, well ... FUN while it lasted!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

End of hijack ... Carry on!

 

[thevofl]

I hope this is photoshopped

It is. The liquify/pucker tool in Photoshop was used. This can be seen in 1) His scrotum goes to a point in the base of his cock, 2) The cock's shadow is small then thick and then small again, yet his cock's thickness doesn't change, and 3) The wall behind him has minor distortions.

 

[baronbombast]

You and me both!




You're so mean.

honest is more the word i'd use

 

[baronbombast]

Caption this one ...

stop fuckin' blowing and suck ya thick twat!
will that do?

 

[Gamby6]

I hope this is photoshopped

I don't mind having a bf with a dick as small as that cuz that would come handy in some situation. Imagine a scenario where you got stuck some steak piece in your teeth and there's no toothpick to be found in vicinity.....unzip....let it loose...give it a few strokes and your toothpick is at your service.

 

[Corny]

tru metal!!

 

[Gamby6]

^^Damn that reminds of "THE RING".

 

[star-warrior]

Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.

 

[Corny]

^ the lady is not amused

 

[star-warrior]

Ouch!

 

[theatreboi]

At least they trim their pubes

This could totally be from p-town last summer. I wonder...

 

[Gamby6]

I like a guy who works for his dinner

There are frozen burrito on sale for $1 in the convenient store close to where I live. Will he accept that?

 

[Alistair]

Where do you store the cell phone when you're not using it?

 

[geloge]

Remember our ice cream loving friend. Well Now He's on Chatroulette.

That scary smile again

I like that gnome for my garden. Ok, I've not garden, but he'd fit perfectly in my bedroom

 

[star-warrior]

My what a pretty dildo you have

I think that's a stick of rock (a type of candy, imagine thick candy cane without the handle in this case).

Can I roam around with his hidden little gnome?

Move that lamp!

Row Row Row my Boat, gently up your stream....

It has to go somewhere... why not up

 

[BearBoi]

There is not enough Viagra in the god damn universe to get me in the mood in that room…

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

i think it may be birthmark

 

[geloge]

How high is that mirror off the ground that you have to stand on the toilet to take a picture?

The next time he could ask for some help. I would gladly hold him so he doesn't need to stand in the toilet. I wish at that time his chest hair will have grown back.

 

[Corny]

agaymale! good to see you posting here again

Why in hell are these fucking squiggle mirrors so fucking popular?

they have them at IKEA

Well that's a stretch.

i can do that