Snapcat's Weird & Funny Nudes Thread

[She Wants Revenge]

Dick photo bomb!

 

[mike1491]

BJJ?? Is that for Blow Job Judo- pull his pants off/blow him?????

No it's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

 

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[MisterMajestic]

"Look Mommy the Nice Man in the Window is kissing the other Man's Boo-boo. I saw Uncle Fred kissing Daddy's Boo-Boo the other day, But I'm not suppose to tell you"..

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[Sinestro]

Perfect, now all I need to milk that cream out and then the recipe will be complete!

 

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[MoufOfKhaos]

That has got to be the dumbest pair of underwear I've ever seen in my life - I can't take it!

 

[MisterMajestic]

This is PROOF that Black leprechauns really exist cuz ONLY a leprechaun could go back to bed wearing those Socks and still get a Blow-Job and Fuck some Ass.......

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[mbamike]

^ That is a beautiful black cock. I would service him anytime, with those socks or not!

 

[MisterMajestic]

"Poor Mr. Jenkins is battling a Brain illness, I'll call his son as soon as I get a Good Vid-shot of that Crack between those White Chocolate Mounds of joy.. His old Ass is Hot and My Black Dick needs to be dipped in Vanilla. I wonder if he'll remember if I Fuck the Shit out of'em real Quick?"

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[MoufOfKhaos]

MY goodness in hell.

And yet, with all that tacky, I'd STILL marry him.

 

[mike1491]

Something tells me his dick might be photoshopped but still hot

 

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