Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

"Move that hand any higher and STRICTLY COME DANCING becomes STRICTLY CUM DANCING!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey GROOM give the other guy your G and what do you get but ROOM GUSHER.....and if you two were sharing a hotel room on the eve of the wedding I can only imagine what was GUSHING!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If anyone has ever travelled on the Tokyo underground they will know that rush hour trains are so crowded that a special man is employed to push people onto the train!

The number of times I have accidentally found my hand trapped between the legs of a hunky young Japanese businessman!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You're not the only one who can squeeze stuff out of a tube baby boy!

Stepdaddy can too......and.what's more....look .no hands!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Make the hole large enough to spy on our new lodger and if things go the way we want them to you may have to drill out a bit more to make it into a glory hole!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What a beautiful old house full of treasures Your Lordship!

-Thank you but the old world must give way to the new and my most valued treasure at the moment is the arse of my new handyman....and so versatile!

I can sniff it, lick it , finger, fondle and FUCK it!

Damn good value considering he's being paid a serf's wages!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What a shame it would be to leave this one unopened!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Tom spent the first part of his working day stacking the shelves with building timber which earned him the nickname:

"Mr.Morning Wood!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"This is really rich and creamy but it's still not a patch on what I can coax out of your bollocks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you rub your hand fast enough between his legs you ought to be able to start a little fire of your own!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Most young guys spend their time brown nosing the boss in order to get promoted but here's one boss that likes to return the favour!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Am I the only guy that preferred Superman when he was just nerdy newspaper reporter Clark Kent in those big glasses!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you invite someone out for a picnic in the countryside one of the most important ingredients is the food!

However these two lads are demonstrating that even if you do forget the food "problems have solutions!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Mind you there's nothing to stop you pulling down his pants and grilling his meat provided you don't put him off grilling the meat on the barbecue!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Always read the small print!

That's one in the eye for monogamy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Sitting in the middle of a busy main road is certainly one way of solving your problems!

However you could try letting me give you a good seeing to!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you think using Roman numerals to tell me how often you've fucked other guys while we've been together let me use Roman numerals to tell you how many times I've used your credit card in the last month!

IM LIVID

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you think the Eiffel Tower is big it's got nothing on what's going to be making its way between your legs when we get back to the hotel!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder how long it would take racing driver George Russell to go from 0 to 60 seconds once you've got him on his back!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Peter Parker may I park my prick in your pucker!"

Now try saying that with your mouth full!