Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

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Seeing Ryan Summer lying in the warm fresh grass gives new meaning to the expression:

"ROLL ON SUMMER!"

 

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"Would love to chew Charlie Chiu's chupa chup!"

 

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"Just leave me enough cream for my morning coffee!"

 

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"Have you got the number of times you've been fucked tattooed on your chest in Roman numerals!?

Well you know what they say:

When in Rome......!"

 

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WARNING!

"Saggers attract shaggers!"

 

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"It's always good to advertise!"

 

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"Your pullover appears to be fraying at the edges young man which is a criticism that cannot be levelled at your good self!"

 

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"You've got young cyclists riding old bikes and mature cyclists riding modern bikes so the next logical step in the sequence would be mature cyclists riding young cyclists!"

 

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"Bears in the outback just love to bareback fit guys in backpacks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dr.Johnson once said:

"whoever is tired of London is tired of life!"

Had he been living in 2026 he may well have said:

"whoever is tired of the Grealish shitter is tired of life!"

 

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"If you want to know who is sleeping with whom just break the fire alarm!"

 

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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!"

BUT

"A trespasser on my land is worth a screw in the bush!"

 

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"Stepbro is one step from i-c---t!"

 

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"Which is more difficult:

Gettng a Shakespearean actor out of his tights or peeling an orange with a stubborn skin!?"

 

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"When you don't have the money to pay for your train ticket you know that your cock is going to be quite literally your ticket to ride!"

 

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"Look Mum no hands!"

"Look Mum no panties!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I was so mesmerized by the full moon that i fell into a deep sleep and when i woke up the sun was not the only thing that was rising!"