Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

"The male member has never failed to inspire artists!"

 

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"When you're catering for a large wedding party and you've lost the bottle opener you can always rely on local chavs to help out!

I'll certainly be rewarding the guy on the far left for all his efforts!"

 

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German cyclist Marcel Kittel has just completed a 100km cycle race and his arse is distinctly sore!

He is in need of some TLC:

Tongue
Loves
Cunt!

 

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Gives new meaning to the SPOT THE BALL competition although I have to say that Ndidi is clearly in need of a Satnav!

 

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Hunky English soccer players Luke Thomas and Bobby Thomas!

We just need John Thomas to make up a threesome!

 

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"Essence of twink" bottled just for you!

 

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Jack and Phil hard in training for "Strictly Cum Dancing!"

 

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"Guaranteed to give you a big push as you spurt towards the Finish line!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Can I have a number 2!?

-Sure! Straight down the corridor and first door on the left!

When you get back you can tell me what you want me to do with your hair!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Kiss.... Klimt.... 1907

The Kiss......Adam Jakubowski 2025

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They're always asking for audience participation in pantomimes and I'm still waiting for them to say:

"Is there anybody in the audience who would like to lick these boys' arses!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If he burns his cock with cigarette ash I'll happily try and give it the kiss of life!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I arrest you for being in possession of weapons of mass destruction!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Baywatch......1989

Cockwatch.....2026!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"We loved and respected you for seventy years Ma'am!

This could have been your finest hour and you fluffed it!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Yep! It's definitely five minutes past one!

We can't both be wrong!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Gives new meaning to the expression:

"What's on the box tonight!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Especially if your hairdresser is there and you failed to give him a good tip last time you were at his shop!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"A thousand years ago King CANUTE ordered the sea to retreat but without success!

Let's "sea" if King CUTE is more successful with his sandy schlong!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Once you've loaded up the washing-machine it's always good to have someone to take care of your other load!"