Sniffademskidz's Funny Stuff

[Sniffademskidz]

"That is a blatant contravention of the Trades Description Act 'cos you are one hot little fucker who could make a very respectable living on his back!

Play your cards right and the small change in your hat could soon be swamped with dollar bills or pound notes!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody remember that vomit -inducing song and mime drill that we were subjected to as children:

"Hands, knees and Boomps a daisy!"

I much preferred:

"Tits and arse just drive me crazy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Thank you for purchasing your new all-purpose houseboy!

Please read "instructions for use" carefully for best results and we would like to wish you many stress free hours of shagging!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's just reading the most recent edition of:

THE MULTITASKING PILOT!

Episode 2: How to take it up the arse while manhandling your joystick!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For those of you looking for a cheaper alternative to the "ribbed Dildo" the common or garden artichoke is proving to be very popular!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Change of plan mate! We're not taking this plane to Singapore!

-What do you mean!?

'We're taking it to Heaven!

-Now drop your trousers and sit on my cock!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No idea what it says on that T shirt but I'm just assuming it translates as:

"All you can eat for twenty quid!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Gareth Bale may have been dubbed "the Monkey King" by the Chinese but he's got the arse of an angel and it's been noticed!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's so gratifying to.know that the cabin crew on certain airlines are willing to go the extra mile to accommodate the passengers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If Ronaldo were a member of the cabin crew would the in-flight entertainment include tsking shots on his goal!?