Sniffing A Hot ASS!!!

[Sniffademskidz]

Just go straight up the stairs! I'll be right behind you.....(and closer than you fucking think!

My nose is twitching!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I can see at least two good reasons to become a masseur!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just wait for them to park up and take a dump in the woods and you can sniff those bike saddles! Mmmm! They'll smell even fruitier post dump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I bet that fucking stinks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anybody remember this fantastic video entitled "Breath Control" from "Brutal Tops!?"

Can't find it anywhere now but that bit where gorgeous Steve drops his pants, bends over and the little worm with his mouth taped up has to breath through his nose from Steve's beautiful shaggable shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure who is the best.arse sniffer in gay porn!My money is on Jock Venture but vids featuring Nick Charms and Master Neymar cum a close second!

 

[gayzilla]

Just go straight up the stairs! I'll be right behind you.....(and closer than you fucking think!

My nose is twitching!)

hot

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Another overworked victim of the Japanese business world!

This guy fell asleep on the underground and didn't wake up till dawn!

CCTV later revealed that he had his arse sniffed at least fifteen times!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That arse looks and feels like velvet and I intend to find out what velvet smells like!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-"To shag or not to shag that is the question!"

-Up to you mate but he's got a high powered drill in his hand and any sudden movement could cause him to swing round.......

-I'll take the risk! I've got a high powered drill in my pants so i can give him some competition!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Go on! Get yer nose up his shitter!

He's hardly in a position to protest!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Theoretically your nose should be brown the amount of time it's been wedged up your mate's shitter!

I'm paying you to lay bricks....not lay your coworkers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey sweetheart! Any chance you could leave the jockstrap in the drawer for a few days and replace it with a pair of tighty whitie Calvins!?!

Then you could stripe the seat of those gleaming white babies and let me sniff your shitter through the material!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That's the spark plugs replaced!

-Well you've certainly ignited a spark in my pants baby boy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm.familiar with the expression "a movable feast" but "a moving feast!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Unmistakably Toblerone........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A big welcome to all our members at this 2026 RENTBOYS annual conference!

In response to recent feedback from our patrons that rentboys are pitching up at the sessions recently showered and not a whiff of man scent in evidence we propose the following:

A concerted effort on the part of members to ensure that puckers primed for penetration meet the required standard of funk and musk stopping just short of scat!

We mow invite members to cum up to the front where Matt and I will bend over and allow you to ascertain the levels of funk and musk punters are craving!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The number SEVEN would certainly be lucky for me if I got the chance to sniff McGee's McMuffins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let's hear it for headphones!

'Cos while he's listening to music at a thousand decibels you can drop to your knees, audibly sniff his shitter and he aint got a fucking clue what's going on!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hunky boxer Joe Russell needs to grind that shitty arse into my face right now!