It’s clear from the wide variety of postings on this thread – some of which are obviously exaggerated for their attractive provocative value – that there is some ambivalence of appeal on the undeniable attraction of the asshole and its variety of aromas; more variety, certainly, than any other body part. I’d like to comment now on only of its attributes, which has had a sustained appeal for me: watching turds of various shapes and consistencies emerge and then drop, sometimes on me.
Shit-play must be pursued only with caution. It’s probably one of the few sexual activities that can lead to a complete breakdown between two – Please, this is not for the frat house! – eager buff buffs if it is, for lack of a better term, mishandled.
This is best pursued when lying in a large bathtub. With my head against a pillow, I like to have someone sitting over me at belt level; bent slightly forward while facing the direction of my feet. This gives me a clear full view of everything in his rear. (As an aside, there is, for me, some undeniable connection between the slow emergence of turds and the similarly slow emergence of a fetus in birth. Puzzling, I’m sure. Any connection twixt the two not withstanding, my only erotic response comes from turds.) After a turd is well along its terminal journey, my companion, still facing the same direction, then firmly sits down on me to secure the welcomed bond. After he’s finished and it’s sufficiently packed in place, he then turns around and lies atop me with his fragrant paste mashed well between us. Because he hasn’t wiped, I then finger fuck him while we kiss. This digital ensmearment with enhancements continues until . . .
Now, a strong word of caution is in order here. Before getting in to that tub, one must be sure that cold and hot water both are available and are running well. Shit smell can not be removed with cold water and can be removed with hot water only with effort and, with some formulations, only after the passage of a full day. My dreadest fear in this activity is for my companion and me to be fully smeared with dried shit, my entire apartment smelling like a toilet not having been flushed for the previous ten days, going to turn on the tub faucets only to have no water come out, and then hear the super of my building – This is New York! – and two plumbers banging on my front door and announce they must come into my apartment immediately to turn off the water supply valve to the apartment below mine because of a flood there. I think at that moment it would be my time to say a prayer, beg forgiveness, and then jump!
Mercifully for me, all this melodrama has yet come to pass. But, for the timid reader of these otherwise encouraging words, I think the safest way to deal with the problem of a possible plumbing failure at this most inopportune of times is to merrily go-ashitting in a rented hotel room. This is, let’s not forget, New York!