Sniffing footballers' arses!

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The gorgeous DIEGO ALTUBE who hits 21 this coming Monday!

Phwoar!!!!!!!

 

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ERIK LAMELA

Nice nascent bulge there but still when I was 28 I was about the same!

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ANDY ROBERTSON the arse that keeps on giving!

 

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Perverse soul that I am I do derive a certain sense of pleasure from seeing players writhing around in agony on the field knowing that if I were to stick my nose between their buns there simply isn't a damned thing they could do about it!��

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Goalkeeper ANDRES LINDE!

 

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23 year old Frenkie de Jong!

Look at that arse! One hand either side of the seam of those trousers and rip it apart and then sniff rim and fuck to your heart's delight!������

 

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You've heard of the Mexican Hat Dance!

Well this is the Mexican Bun Run!

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You've heard of the Mexican Hat Dance!

Well this is the Mexican Bun Run!

 

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MASON HOLGATE!

Please be careful when you land on my face! I have already broken my nasal septum once!������

 

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in the Mister Beautiful Buns of Everton competition is it BEN GODFREY or DOMINIC!?

 

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mathias jensen!

 

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TAKEHIRO TOMIYASU!

The rear view is definitely an improvement on the front!

 

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Arrogant sod that he is nobody in their right mind would pass up the chance to shag Ronaldo senseless!

 

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manager ALEX REVELL!

I am sure that we would all revel in extra time spent with him!

 

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ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI!

Seeing players helpless in such a position just brings out the worst in me!

 

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Would love to see this encounter between LUIS SUAREZ and ANTONIO RUDIGER taken to its natural conclusion!

We know that Suarez is infamous for his biting technique but what will he bite here we wonder!

 

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alexander isak!

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Would mind burrowing into Mister Burrows' pants!

 

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21 year old DAIKI HASHIOKA!

Nice arse fest there!

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OZAN KABAK!

 

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Arguably the finest view of MASON MOUNT that one is ever likely to see!

 

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19 year old ETHAN GALBRAITH!

Love that little mole on his face! Moles tend to appear on the arse so I think somebody should carry out a mole check before too long!��������

 

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dilan markanday

 

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24 year old JASON CASTAGNA of the AFL!

Castagna is the Italian word for chestnut and I am sure we would all like a view of his chestnuts if they are as fine as his buns!

Look at that last picture! Are you really telling me that this is just a friendly pat on the arse from one player to another! Mmmmmmm!

 

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Can only imagine the heavenly smell from all those dirty sweaty socks and skidded undies!