Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Those of us of a certain age will remember going to the pantomime and hearing that famous line
"It's behind you!" However what can one shout out to Hector Bellerin except
" The behinds are behind you!"��������

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Those of us of a certain age will remember going to the pantomime and hearing that famous line
"It's behind you!" However what can one shout out to Hector Bellerin except
" The behinds are behind you!"

 

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French footballer ANTHONY LOSILLA!

Look at that stubbly beard and slightly pockmarked face! A rough shag if ever there was one! Phwoar!!!

 

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French footballer ANTHONY LOSILLA!

Look at that stubbly beard and slightly pockmarked face! A rough shag if ever there was one! Phwoar!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I was a child there was an expression in common parlance to denote that somebody was displeased with you!

" I'll give you the rough edge of my tongue!"

I think that Andy Robertson is here demonstrating a more novel and enjoyable meaning of that phrase as he is the fortunate recipient of someone's bounty!

Indeed one might say that it's a whole new ball game!��������

 

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FABIO BASILE Italian.judoka! Look at those nipples boys

 

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Arguably the sexiest photo of OWEN WIJNDAL

 

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BEN SMELLWELL whoops I mean CHILWELL!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Football can seriously damage your health and Rudi Voller (1960) and Mick McCarthy (1959) stand as a testimony to this!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He might have the face of a vampire but he's obviously offering it to us on a plate so is anybody going to say no!?

 

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Maybe Darwin was right and the guy on the ground is about to find out what it's like to be fucked by King Kong!

 

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A sweet little Man City arsefest!
Pity Phil Foden's arse is out of focus! Those sweet little buns are begging for a cream filling!

 

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Can't decide whether the guy wearing the rainbow armband is gay or gay friendly! I suppose the only way to find out would be to ram your nose between the cheeks of his arse and see how he reacts!��������

 

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It's no secret that I adore black men and it's nothing to do with their black mambas/members although it would be churlish to turn my nose up at one! It's their black holes that I want to explore being an amateur astronomer and all that!

YONAH KNIGHT-WISDOM and JORDAN ADEBAYO-SMITH both have double-barelled surnames and the very sight of them just causes me to fire on both cylinders!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Picture the scene! Training is over and those three pale- skinned lads are in the changing room with legs in the air and puckers at the ready waiting to receive the massive black python struggling to escape from the speedo of Yonah Knight-Wisdom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry to disillusion you sweetheart but that little chap is not going to grow simply by your watering it! I know you feel inadequate next to your teammates but it's your tight pucker they're after and once they're busy sending three pints of hot sticky honey up your shit chute they won't really care if you are hung like a donkey or sporting a button mushroom!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If this were a nature programme this would be the part where the lion gets its gazelle!

 

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Sod the linament and spray! Just sit that fucking big green arse on my face!

 

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This is GIANLUCA SCAMACCA boys and does he mean business in that changing room! Just look at the expression on his face if you have any doubt!��������

 

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Yet again the name escapes me but he is one of the up and coming stars in the tennis world and let's face it boys he is not the only one up and cumming when faced with those tight buns!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Love this photo of JOHN TERRY and FRANCO DI SANTO in the changing room! So erotic!

John Terry has literally ploughed his way through the wives of the Premier League players!

Would love to see him cumming in the back door of this little stud muffin! He is now 31 but his arse is still highly shaggable as you can see!