Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

ANDY ROBERTSON on the right is pretty hunky anyway but I love the sight of the buns of the guy on the left!

 

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JOSHUA KIMMICH touting for business!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nice VPL on VITINHA concealing a darling little pucker I'm sure!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mason Mount, Andy Robertson and Kieran Tierney all suffering from PMP (Post Match Pussy)
On wonders whether it isn't a ploy on the part of their managers to have their wives and girlfriends standing in.prominently visible positions flashing their tits in order to spur their boys on to greater things!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LUCAS ORBAN 32 displaying a well defined pair of buns and a flash of the steak and two veg and we all know that Argentina produces the best beefsteak in the world!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SEBASTIAN VILLA and his tight white treasures!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for attending the trial for the first team young man! Regrettably competition was very stiff and on this occasion we feel that you haven't come up to scratch! However my brother runs a patisserie in town and he is in urgent need of someone to make the holes in his doughnuts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We are very pleased to be able to offer you the position of first cum dump with our club! As you can imagine the players are pretty horny when they come off the pitch and as wives and girlfriends have been excluded from this tour you will be in great demand at the end of each match! Lubrication and condoms are supplied as an automatic fringe benefit! Welcome to the club and we look forward to your serving us for many years to cum!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CIRO IMMOBILE!

Come to daddy! I'll make you IMMOBILE and Ciro you up at the same time!��������

 

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CESC FABREGAS!

Words fail me again! ( for which you are all doubtless very grateful!)����������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ERIK LAMELA!

Coconuts be buggered! I want those low hanging bastards that are weighing his shorts down like ballast on a boat in mountainous seas!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

37 years old and prematurely greying but what a fucking hunk! I'd polish your clogs any day darling as long as I can have what's in them! Would be happy to take your temperature anally with a tulip but I might draw the line at swoop some fine quality Edam for your dick cheese! Could be a step too far!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What the fuck must those feet smell like after ninety minutes on the pitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JAMES WARD-PROWSE!

Not classically handsome but I've always found him quite a turn-on in a nerdy sort of way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I assume that arse is blue is the property of HARRY WINKS !?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What is the largest amount of Mount you could mount!?

Not exactly a tongue twister but I'd certainly like the chance to twist my tongue in there!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've come for an interview as Head Groundsman! Is this level of inspection really necessary!?
Well son if you want to look after OUR garden we need to make sure that YOURS is in good shape too!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Kieran one or two little acne pustules appearing on your beautiful visage the remedy for which I have always maintained is plenty of pussy and if your bitch has a headache well I have a dickache that you can ease just by bending over!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MARCO ASENSIO!

Would love to sniff those feet and anything else I can get my nose into!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Welsh team has got some real hotties in it!
ETHAN AMPADU
TYLER ROBERTS
DANIEL JAMES
HARRY WILSON
GARETH BALE

There is something to be said for leeks daffodils and coal dust after all then!