Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Doulce de leche is a particularly rich and creamy sweet that originates in Argentina and if the cum face on PAULO DYBALA is anything to go by his wife is in for a real treat after this match!

 

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Nice bit of artistic symmetry there boys although obvoously that's not the first thing to attract your attention!

 

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At the risk of being politically incorrect the stretcher that is being used here has more of the appearance of a coffin so I suppose that if a physio pronounces life extinct then they are simply cutting out the middle man!

 

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Here is the very edible young ILHAS BEBOU

And here is ROBERT SKOV declaring his attention to "scov" what is clearly so edible!��������

 

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57 year old head coach of Genoa DAVIDE BALLARDINI looking like now the defunct Hammer Horror actor Vincent Price on a bad day!

 

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One way of alluding to the personal hygiene (or lack of it!) in one's players!

 

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Anyone else think that PATRICK BAMFORD is a dead ringer for a young Steve McDonald from Coronation Street!?

 

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MATTHIAS DE LIGT!

Judging from that arse there will be nothing LIGT about HIS skidmarks!��������

 

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Difficult to tell from the expression on PHIL's face whether he is about to be fucked or whether he just has been!��������

 

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23 year old NATHAN BROADHEAD who maybe should be renamed BROADARSE! They all look so horny in those grey trackies!

 

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The delectably delicious DOMINIC in grey trackies!
Pity he looks a bit like a Barbie doll with that hairdo!

 

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There is a wonderful story told about arguably the greatest Briton who ever lived and I refer to Sir Winston Churchill!
One evening at dinner he found himself seated next to one of the ugliest women of her time Bessie Braddock! She took the great man to task for having overdosed on the sauce!
"Winston!" she said "you are drunk!" to which he replied!
"Madam you are ugly! Horribly ugly! But tomorrow I will be sober!"
The moral of this story being that our JACK may wish to experiment with all sorts of hairstyles and facial images including the new "Bugs Bunny" look but the unalterable truth is that when he was barely legal he banged like a shithouse door in a gale! He bangs like a shithouse door in a gale and he will ALWAYS BANG LIKE A SHITHOUSE DOOR IN A GALE!!!!!!!������

 

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BAKERY JATTA!

One is given to wondering why he took the name BAKERY!
Could it be on account of his tasty brown buns or maybe his sausage baguette!?��������

 

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38 year old SENOL CAN head coach of KASIMPASA!

I find him very horny! The fact that the photo on the left seems to indicate that he is cross-eyed is of no account!
Only one of us needs to focus properly when we are aiming the purple head at the pink pucker!��

 

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THILO KEHRER!

The future's bright! The future's yellow!

 

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NICO SCHULZ!

Welcome to the PMP/PDP club!

 

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ROSS HASLAM!

We can only assume that this hunky diver who is showing us his cum face is about to dive into his girlfriend's pussy!

 

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Gorgeous young Spaniard GONZALO VILLAR!

 

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These pictures only serve to reinforce the old adage that

" a cock in the mouth is worth two in her bush!"��������

 

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Miniscule willy or not this guy is so fucking hot with that nerdy look and I bet his shit chute is second to none! If I were the club physio I would try to impress upon him the importance of knowing exactly how many hairs there are round each player's pucker! Counting them would be a thankless task but this is a case in which drudgery may really be considered divine!����