Sniffing footballers' arses!

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The gorgeous American tennis player NOAH RUBIN!

I would be very happy "rubin" his Noah if I knew where and what it was!

 

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More French tennis totty in the form of Pierre Hughes Herbert!

 

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Raheem Sterling and his tattoo of Mummy



John Stones and his tattoo of Granny!

 

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26 year old SAMU CASTILLEJO of AC Milan!

His upper cheeks cannot compare with the lower ones!

 

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ALEXANDRE PATO!

The word PATO in Spanish means duck and in cricketing terms "out for a duck" means somebody who is dismissed from the field of play having scored no runs!

Apparently the Brazilian footballer's father-in- law has accused him of playing with only one ball as he still hasn't got his wife pregnant!

Out for a duck thete certainly!

'Come on Alexandre! You might like to pot the brown of your teammates especially in the dressing room but just to please your father-in-law can't you try and pot your bride's pussy pink!?

 

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TOMMASO FANTACCI!

Well seven certainly is our lucky number with this young buck! If his arse is as beautiful as his face we'll be scoring more than a hattrick!

It's nice to know that he's offered up his sweet little Italian buns to the rich and famous witness the word MACRON emblazoned upon his shirt!

Well we have always had our suspicions about the President of France!

We are all familiar with the expression "to wear your heart on your sleeve" but "to wear your shag on your shirt!"

Well that's a new one on me!

 

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A temporary lull in the action from Euro 2020 but nil desperandum cos the under 19 play off final between Empoli and Atlanta in Italy has furnished us with some top totty! ( Sorry Francesco!)



Spot the team cumdump!



And this is what happens when you reject the advances of the team physio!

 

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On 23 March 2003 TOMMASO BALDANZI slipped out from between his mother's legs and eighteen years down the line we are just waiting to slip in between his!

Just take a moment to savour the face of this angel! The perfect skin tint those sweet lips........

 

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Here's the little beauty in action!

My cock is hard as a rock as I write this and the precum is seeping out! I'm sure I'm not the only one!

 

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FRANCESCO DONATI is another beauty from the under 19 Empoli team! Look at the definition on those buns!

 

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Good to see that swimmer HECTOR PARDOE is riding a bike but the big question of course is

"Who's riding HIM!?"

 

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ADAM ZWIGALA of Poland!

Wouldn't mind a "zwig" of his cream!

 

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MATEO MUSACCHIO plays for Lazio but was born in Rosario Argentina! I have been privileged to visit that city for work and also the birthplace of Che Guevara and General Belgrano!

Here he is with his teammates!

I simply have an overriding desire to whip off those black shoes, get their legs and feet in the air and run my nose along those filthy ,dirty ,sweaty smelly black besocked feet like fingers along a piano keyboard!

 

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HARRY KANE!

Arguably the best thing ever to have cum out of Walthamstow!

 

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As an English language lecturer I suppose I ought to know the collective noun for a group of racing drivers!

A "big end of racing drivers!"perhaps!

Anyway for the uninitiated this little quartet is comprised of

CHARLES LECLERC
GEORGE RUSSELL
LANDO NORRIS
DANIELE RICCARDO!

 

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My favourite has always been GEORGE RUSSELL simply because he bears an uncanny resemblance to TOBEY MAGUIRE!



One of my greatest fantasies and right at the top of my bucket list is to be able to run my nose along the crack of Tobey's sweet arse when he is dressed in his spiderman suit!

The number of times I have paused the DVD at that crucial.moment when he is shinning up a drainpipe!

 

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3 May 2003 was the day that CARLOS ALCARAZ made his debut on the world stage!

This boy has a cracking arse crack despite a touch of acne but I'm sure his girlfriend can offer some relief in that area!He can give his tennis balls a rest and give the others some practice!

GAME.....SET......and....SNATCH!

 

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I've heard of a suet pudding but never a suat serdar!

Mind you those buns are giving a pretty good imitation of a couple of puddings!

 

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DANNY AMENDOLA!

" Oh Danny boy! The buns , the buns are calling!"

 

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Italian rugby player

FLAVIO PIO VACCARI!