Sniffing footballers' arses!

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In 1966 a film was made starring PAUL SCHOFIELD entitled "A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS!"

55 years later another film is made starring ANTONIO RUKAVINA entitled an "ARSE FOR ALL NOSES!"

 

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DECLAN RICE offering his candidature as a stand-in should RUKAVINA be indisposed!

 

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Gorgeous 26 year old Italian tennis player LORENZO SONEGO!

 

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MICHAEL MULDER here on the left is always worthy of a post even if it is a bicycle seat post up his arse! Bet he'd enjoy that!

 

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Hunky 29 year old swimmer CHAD LE CLOS!

 

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Would be more than happy to help Marcus out with the little RASHford on his arse!

 

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"Cum in number 17! Your cock is up!"

 

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STEVEN ALZATE telling us all by means of his T shirt

" Boys have A Feel!"

 

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I must admit to having felt slightly irritated by that girly hairband that Raul Jimenez has taken to wearing of late but I suppose that when you have the ankles of this sexy hunk restimg on your shoulders his facial appearance pales into insignificance!

Kind of him to assume the position!

 

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Here we see SEAN LONGSTAFF who doubtless fulfils the promise of his surname but I am much more interested in those delicious little buns of his!

 

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Personally I have never really subscribed to the theories of Charles Darwin but when one is confronted with incontrovertible proof in the form of coach JULIO FALCIONI one has no option but to revise one's beliefs!

 

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"Okay all you political correctness lobbiers out there! I am simply trying to tell you that scissors cut/s paper!"

 

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Once again time to sack the cameraman who has focused on the wrong player!

 

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DANIEL JAMES and MARCOS LLORENTE!

Ride him cowboy!

However it is really little Daniel who needs to be pounded!

 

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Nottingham gave us hunky Robin Hood in those bun- hugging green tights and now they have excelled themselves with this plethora of pulchritude!

DIEGO LLORENTE
LEWIS GRABBAN
BRENNAN JOHNSON
PHILIP ZINKERNAGEL!

I will leave you to assign names to buns but suffice to say that sweet little 20 year old Brennan Johnson probably has a cherry that is overripe for the popping and we also see the inspiration for the song RASPBERRY BERET!

 

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In Bingo parlance "two little ducks twenty-two!"

However here one can only think " two little fucks and I'll've had you!"

 

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The theme is perpetuated with gorgeous goalie in green LAWRENCE VIGOUROUX!

 

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You may be forgiven for thinking that this fan is showing his support for Newcastle United Football Club! However allow me to disabuse you of this erroneous notion!

This is in fact a stark warning to all those potential parents out there who have unwittingly released psychedelic horrors onto this world! The message is

Never Use Faulty Condoms!

 

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Gorgeous TILL SCHUMACHER!

 

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UNAI BILBAO
SANTIAGO ORMENO
LUDOVIT REIS

and someone else whose name escapes me!